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Post by Hoss on Nov 1, 2017 9:43:35 GMT -6
Speaking of the original days, I remember being put on probation because I called carnage "charlie". Apparently he was sensitive to that. Anyone else have any good probation stories from ASN/The Origonal TOC? chukeen got the whole dam gang banned from there.... stud got banned once because he made a comment about chinamen having small pee nisses.....forgot carnage was a chinaman.....with a small pee niss..... Yeah I got a whole lecture on Facebook from abby about carnage being Vietnamese and how offensive charlie was...haha
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Post by tonymontana on Nov 1, 2017 12:44:57 GMT -6
dieselfitter was a funny guy!
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Post by tonymontana on Nov 1, 2017 12:53:00 GMT -6
Said he got his name from this joke.
Bob and Tom go to the unemployment office one day. After hours of standing in line, Bob is called in to speak with a social worker.
The social worker asks him "What is your occupation?"
Bob replies "I'm a diesel fitter."
The social worker informs Bob that she just happens to know of a trucking company that is hiring for this position. He can start in one week and his salary is $40,000 per year.
Ecstatic, he runs out of her office and tells Tom that the social worker found him a great job that pays 40 grand a year.
Expecting the best. Tom speaks with the same social worker.
"What is your occupation?" she asks. Tom says "I sew ladies panties for a living."
She tells him, "Tom, I have to tell you that you don't have a high-demand job. The best I can do is send you to a tailor across town who's looking for an apprentice. He'll pay you minimum wage and you can probably start in 2 months."
Tom looks at her, very confused and says " How is that possible?? My buddy Bob who worked with me at the factory was just here before me. You hooked him up with a job that pays $40,000 a year and you're telling me that I have to settle for minimum wage??!!!
"Of course," she says. "Bob is a diesel fitter."
Tom says, "I know! I sew up the panties and Bob pulls them over his big head and says, "Yup. deese'll fit her!!!"
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Post by Hitch on Nov 1, 2017 12:56:37 GMT -6
LOLOL!!!!! I remember that!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by Lebowski on Nov 2, 2017 7:35:41 GMT -6
anybody know DF personally? Hes in the Metroplex. Stud he coaches across the Lake Lewisville Toll Bridge from you.
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Post by bigern809 on Nov 2, 2017 8:47:25 GMT -6
He's a good dude
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