Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2015 10:54:23 GMT -6
Ok, just got off the phone with both informants. Got one I'm talking with now that I think I may hire after I call the last of his references. But, he seems like a solid guy who speaks the truth just like myself and the other 2 informants of my industry. So, I have just a small update of how everyone on the CCA did this season. I wish I would've signed up before the season, but hey I will be ready next year.
The Fighting Lebowski's:
The fighting Lebowski's were anything but great defensively this year giving up an astounding 55 points per game as a defensive unit. I'm currently waiting on a returned phone call from their admin as I'm checking to see if that was some kind of a record. Now, prepare yourselves for what Lebowski will say, and we all know it, "I DIDN'T EVEN COACH DEFENSE THIS YEAR YOU PHUCKIN MORON!" Well ok Lebow, offensively was quite a bit better with the team averaging 15 points per game! 2 SCORES AND 7 YEARS AGO!!!....wait that's not how it goes. Anyway I'm sure it's the kid's fault, so as Aaron Rodgers would say r-e-l-a-x Lebow.
The Fighting TOBC's:
The TOBC's were a lot better when compared to the Lebowski's only giving up 33 points per game this year, which is a far cry from where they were a couple years ago, if you remember, fishing on the weekends instead of breaking down film, etc, etc... Went and hired a 5 foot 4 inch HC that sounds like a screeching record when he talks, but hey he is an offensive genius, able to squeeze out 18 points per game this season offensively. AND DON'T FORGET, they won a district game this year. Congrats on the improvements TOBC.
The Fighting Barnone's:
Got to tell you guys the truth here, I couldn't dig up a whole lot on this team. I think barnone dropped off the face of the earth or is a millionaire now after his investments in the Kleenex brand stock. But, I tell ya what he is a far cry from where he was last time i did this list giving up 26 points a game and scoring 14 a game. Dam bar, you guys need an OC.
The Fighting Dip's:
Well one of the more improved teams on the CCA roster this year. The big Dip D only gave up 38 points per game this while scoring 21 offensively. The best thing dip did was swallow his pride and call the new HC from his previous school and get some tips on how to be a Legion of Doom style defense and how to score points because he couldn't do it while he was there so maybe it would work now at Dip's new place. Well it did a little, and if he stays on his new friend's plan he will see success in the future. P.S. Dip still hasn't cleaned his office since the last time I posted a CCA a little over 2 years ago.
O I almost forgot about Okie!...
He coaches JV now, so he doesn't count. When he is a varsity coach again I will check with the informants about renewing his membership...
The Fighting Lebowski's:
The fighting Lebowski's were anything but great defensively this year giving up an astounding 55 points per game as a defensive unit. I'm currently waiting on a returned phone call from their admin as I'm checking to see if that was some kind of a record. Now, prepare yourselves for what Lebowski will say, and we all know it, "I DIDN'T EVEN COACH DEFENSE THIS YEAR YOU PHUCKIN MORON!" Well ok Lebow, offensively was quite a bit better with the team averaging 15 points per game! 2 SCORES AND 7 YEARS AGO!!!....wait that's not how it goes. Anyway I'm sure it's the kid's fault, so as Aaron Rodgers would say r-e-l-a-x Lebow.
The Fighting TOBC's:
The TOBC's were a lot better when compared to the Lebowski's only giving up 33 points per game this year, which is a far cry from where they were a couple years ago, if you remember, fishing on the weekends instead of breaking down film, etc, etc... Went and hired a 5 foot 4 inch HC that sounds like a screeching record when he talks, but hey he is an offensive genius, able to squeeze out 18 points per game this season offensively. AND DON'T FORGET, they won a district game this year. Congrats on the improvements TOBC.
The Fighting Barnone's:
Got to tell you guys the truth here, I couldn't dig up a whole lot on this team. I think barnone dropped off the face of the earth or is a millionaire now after his investments in the Kleenex brand stock. But, I tell ya what he is a far cry from where he was last time i did this list giving up 26 points a game and scoring 14 a game. Dam bar, you guys need an OC.
The Fighting Dip's:
Well one of the more improved teams on the CCA roster this year. The big Dip D only gave up 38 points per game this while scoring 21 offensively. The best thing dip did was swallow his pride and call the new HC from his previous school and get some tips on how to be a Legion of Doom style defense and how to score points because he couldn't do it while he was there so maybe it would work now at Dip's new place. Well it did a little, and if he stays on his new friend's plan he will see success in the future. P.S. Dip still hasn't cleaned his office since the last time I posted a CCA a little over 2 years ago.
O I almost forgot about Okie!...
He coaches JV now, so he doesn't count. When he is a varsity coach again I will check with the informants about renewing his membership...