Life with Lebowski!

I hate that. No more stories.

Well this is a true story. Not like wig.


So last month, My sister in law (my wife's sister) and her deadbeat husband got evicted out of their nice home in Shawnee. Here is some back story. My wife and I have been married going on six years and this guy may have had a job for a total of one year in that time. So my wife asks me if they could move in for one month. I said sure, there will be rules.

So on Oct 1st they moved in. It was going quite well. Until shat started falling off. Trash not being taken out. The guest bathroom being destroyed. Him eating in the guest bedroom. We have a house keeper that keeps our house clean. But shes out of town for family emergency. They were told no food other than the kitchen. My house my rules. Don't touch my thermostat. Don't sit in my chair. So keep in mind this guy is over 4 bills and does nothing but play those dam video games. So within the past month living for free. He bought a new PS4 and a south park game to go with it last week. Spends all day in that room. Just eating, shatting and breathing. My sis in law doesn't have the balls to leave that loser. So this past weekend I sent a picture of said POS and sent it to members of this site. He guy walks to the kitchen and puts his monster can on the counter and not to the trash can. He asked me to go get him toothpaste instead of getting his fat arse into the car and going to the store himself.

Lebowski snaps.....


So last night we are at my kids tball game. We decide to get pizza my sis in law wanted Simple Simons Pizza. So I go pick it up $58. My wife is getting my daughter ready for bed etc. She told me to eat and she would eat after she got done getting my daughter in bed. So she comes back in there the pizza is gone. We had 2 whole pizzas and 2 calzones. Gone! So I snapped. I went down the hall and kicked that door in. (My house, I pay the note) I ripped him a new one. Called him a fat lazy POS and he better start doing shat right or else i will pack their shat up and they can go somewhere else. I told him I was going to take a sledge hammer to his 6 gaming systems that he had. That his wife was probably better off if he would just disappear and do us all a favor. Hes not a man and that hes an embarrassment to all men and to this family. 38 year old boy. I told him if he had a problem with it I will stomp a mud hole in his arse. I mean his wife is walking around in shoes with holes in them because a gaming system is more important. Than paying the bills and taking care of his family.


So yeah