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Post by Hoss on Apr 3, 2018 9:35:01 GMT -6
hahaha
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Post by Burnet44 on Apr 3, 2018 16:16:46 GMT -6
I didn't know he was lost brother fbs. I actually started going back to church about 5 years ago and feel a lot better these days. And yes you have known me longer than anyone on this site and do know many of my transgressions. I prob have proof no I do have proof
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Post by Hitch on Apr 4, 2018 11:09:43 GMT -6
And we have a NEW BABOON!! Welcome to the Pit of misery, BABOONERN!!!!
I'm sure Mox/Lance will have a stellar writeup forthcoming!
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Post by Hoss on Apr 4, 2018 12:29:13 GMT -6
Poor fella is at the district track meet watching freshmen girls throw shot. He sent a text earlier about needing another pair of socks, whatever that means?
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Post by Hitch on Apr 4, 2018 12:36:43 GMT -6
It appears that Mox has shat himself and used said socks to clean up the mess. Poor Mox.
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Post by fbs on Apr 4, 2018 18:41:14 GMT -6
Or he had the runs and got the brown sock soup.
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Post by Hitch on Apr 5, 2018 8:19:44 GMT -6
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Post by fbs on Apr 9, 2018 7:59:35 GMT -6
glad I could help.
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Post by moxWASmybackup on Apr 9, 2018 8:17:24 GMT -6
Old Baboon: BigErn(y)
Current Baboon: FBS
After a very brief stint in Polaroid Patty's Playhouse (The Pit of Misery) BigErn(y) has been freed due to an extremely careless effort at humor, which landed FBS square in the land of "It puts the lotion on its skin" while Polaroid snaps some pictures to beat it to while watching Saved by the Bell with his pet gopher Samuel. Welcome to your new home FBS. Old Baboon: Fbs
Current Baboon: Slater
AC sure must be a glutten for punishment. After what must have felt like an eternity in Patty's playhouse (P.O.M.) Fbs is finally free of the horrors that run rampant in the Pit of Misery.. While he did not enjoy it much, his skin is undoubtedly softer due to all the lotion Patty (probably) made him put on. Back to the pit you go Slater, while I personally cannot stand your bull$hit 99% of the time... I wish this punishment on no man (or woman). Polaroid likes his victims slippery and a little feminine. You should be fine in there, not their or they're. But in case you start to feel yourself fade away after a long night of Polaroid Patty forcing you to dance around in a leotard while he strokes his chode in the corner and you start to see a mysterious light which makes you feel like there is a glimmer of hope that this will someday end... It's probably just Patty's mom getting home from the corner store after getting a carton of smokes and firing up the over to make his favorite meatloaf.. ENJOY PATTY'S PLAYHOUSE MUTHA PHUCKA!
Keep those feet dancing Slater, we hardly knew ya. Old Baboon: Slater
Current Baboon: BigErn
While what many would refer to as a living H3ll, Slater has returned from his favorite Day spa where he gets to play dress up and enjoy the many "services" that Patty's playhouse (P.O.M) offers. However, his return can only mean one thing. Another must go. This stint belongs to you BigErn. While you made the mistake of Baboon here's to hoping that you heed the following advice. Avoid Patty's, mothers, meatloaf at all cost... It is not what it seems. When ole Polaroid himself shows up and demands that it puts the lotion on its skin, calmly pick up one of the thousands of pictures Patty keeps of Slater dancing around in a leotard and send it back up in the basket. This will distract him for a couple of minutes while he is "Rubbing out the dough." This should work at least 3 times a day.. Lastly, try to find something to plug the ears and cover the eyes for the only 13 inch TV in the corner will continuously be playing King Polaroid Patty's new favorite move "Henri Cartier-Bresson: The Impassioned Eye" on a continuous loop and will undoubtedly leave you as emotionally scarred as Patty himself. This is... The Pit of Misery, Patty's playhouse. Good luck BigErn. We hardly knew ye.
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Post by moxWASmybackup on Apr 9, 2018 8:21:47 GMT -6
3 out of 5 stars. Good write up, won't read again. Certainly a fair assessment. Wrote due it for a few reasons. Hoss texted me multiple times asking me to do a write, not right, up. Had to keep up with appearances. Its probably "IN THE GDDMN BYLAWS".
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Post by fbs on Apr 9, 2018 8:43:08 GMT -6
3 out of 5 stars. Good write up, won't read again. Certainly a fair assessment. Wrote due it for a few reasons. Hoss texted me multiple times asking me to do a write, not right, up. Had to keep up with appearances. Its probably "IN THE GDDMN BYLAWS". it fkn well is.
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Post by Hitch on Apr 9, 2018 10:19:22 GMT -6
Good form.
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Post by Hitch on Apr 10, 2018 13:19:54 GMT -6
HEAR YE, HEAR YE!!! As of this point forward, all references to POLAROID PATTY must have a different name following POLAROID....Pursuant to RULE 1 of the amended constitution,No Real Names, the aforementioned is a DIRECT VIOLATION. Make all necessary changes and party on. That is all.
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Post by fbs on Apr 11, 2018 12:27:10 GMT -6
new baboon from the famous pats thread... take a look and drop the hammer.
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Post by Hitch on Apr 12, 2018 6:04:08 GMT -6
MOx, write up sir!
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Post by moxWASmybackup on Apr 12, 2018 7:07:06 GMT -6
I still don't think we should give in on this one... Dip WANTS to Baboon.
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Post by Hoss on Apr 12, 2018 8:50:48 GMT -6
he babooned, no if he continues to intentionally baboon he will get a red card
Gotta make hitch feel useful since he can't make it were I see my warning level
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Post by moxWASmybackup on Apr 12, 2018 8:53:00 GMT -6
Old Baboon: Fbs
Current Baboon: Slater
AC sure must be a glutten for punishment. After what must have felt like an eternity in Patty's playhouse (P.O.M.) Fbs is finally free of the horrors that run rampant in the Pit of Misery.. While he did not enjoy it much, his skin is undoubtedly softer due to all the lotion Patty (probably) made him put on. Back to the pit you go Slater, while I personally cannot stand your bull$hit 99% of the time... I wish this punishment on no man (or woman). Polaroid likes his victims slippery and a little feminine. You should be fine in there, not their or they're. But in case you start to feel yourself fade away after a long night of Polaroid Patty forcing you to dance around in a leotard while he strokes his chode in the corner and you start to see a mysterious light which makes you feel like there is a glimmer of hope that this will someday end... It's probably just Patty's mom getting home from the corner store after getting a carton of smokes and firing up the over to make his favorite meatloaf.. ENJOY PATTY'S PLAYHOUSE MUTHA PHUCKA!
Keep those feet dancing Slater, we hardly knew ya. Old Baboon: Slater
Current Baboon: BigErn
While what many would refer to as a living H3ll, Slater has returned from his favorite Day spa where he gets to play dress up and enjoy the many "services" that Patty's playhouse (P.O.M) offers. However, his return can only mean one thing. Another must go. This stint belongs to you BigErn. While you made the mistake of Baboon here's to hoping that you heed the following advice. Avoid Patty's, mothers, meatloaf at all cost... It is not what it seems. When ole Polaroid himself shows up and demands that it puts the lotion on its skin, calmly pick up one of the thousands of pictures Patty keeps of Slater dancing around in a leotard and send it back up in the basket. This will distract him for a couple of minutes while he is "Rubbing out the dough." This should work at least 3 times a day.. Lastly, try to find something to plug the ears and cover the eyes for the only 13 inch TV in the corner will continuously be playing King Polaroid Patty's new favorite move "Henri Cartier-Bresson: The Impassioned Eye" on a continuous loop and will undoubtedly leave you as emotionally scarred as Patty himself. This is... The Pit of Misery, Patty's playhouse. Good luck BigErn. We hardly knew ye. Old Baboon: BigErn
Current Baboon: Dip
Just to make it official... No write up this time.
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Post by Hitch on Apr 12, 2018 8:56:44 GMT -6
he babooned, no if he continues to intentionally baboon he will get a red card Gotta make hitch feel useful since he can't make it were I see my warning level
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Post by Hoss on Apr 12, 2018 9:06:56 GMT -6
he babooned, no if he continues to intentionally baboon he will get a red card Gotta make hitch feel useful since he can't make it were I see my warning level What the he77? I try to make you have a role here not hear and I get a notification that my warning level is 44, that is 17 point in less than 24 hours, but he77 I still can't see it other than the useless notifications...fu** this sh!t
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