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Post by fbs on Mar 8, 2018 14:52:24 GMT -6
I'm like the carbon monoxide of page turns. the silent killa. TOO SOON for carbon monoxide? It's the jello of the gas community.
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Post by TOBC on Mar 8, 2018 18:27:25 GMT -6
I'd hate to see Lebowskis underbelly. it would be like watching hoarders. Aren’t underbellies like fupas that haven’t fallen down all the way?
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Post by fbs on Mar 9, 2018 7:11:52 GMT -6
it would be like watching hoarders. Aren’t underbellies like fupas that haven’t fallen down all the way? scientifically, yes TOBC, this is correct. However, that's a rather rudimentary way of looking at it. In the wild, you see, the fupa can appear as a result of a variety of things, such as excessive facebook videos, long and indulgent rants about a profession, BBQ and non red BBQ sauces, and running for political office for no intelligible reason. In the rare event one might come across such a creature, there are only two ways to escape a most unfortunate fate: 1. Run- Fupas are known for their mallwalker-like gait, avoiding jogging or running at all costs. 2. Hide- Usually if one were to hide under something undesirable to the fupa, such as water, soap, or a salad, said fupa will quickly lose interest and return to his lair, leaving you unscathed. 3. Play dead- As a last resort, curl up into the fetal position, using your arms to cover your sides (vital organs), tuck your head and face and play dead. Understand that the fupa will now begin to rub himself on you, this is a mating ritual. If you sweat, vomit or scream you will be violated in a most uncomfortable way. 4. Other methods of survival- when traversing fupa territory, or navigating a possible fupa habitat, it is important to carry certain provisions with you at all times: Fupa mace (29.95 @ Academy), a rambo knife, McDonalds Fries (distraction, or the ability to lead fupa off a cliff if need be). I hope you've enjoyed this journey into a dark, musty place, and I hope that you have come out of this with an understanding that together, we can all survive this menace.
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Post by TOBC on Mar 9, 2018 9:48:37 GMT -6
I feel so much more educated now.
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Post by fbs on Mar 9, 2018 9:54:52 GMT -6
I feel so much more educated now. I'm here to help.
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Post by Burnet44 on Mar 16, 2018 19:57:49 GMT -6
Fupa Baby Slim
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Post by Hitch on Mar 19, 2018 10:41:44 GMT -6
I'm like the carbon monoxide of page turns. the silent killa. Funny stuff!!
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Post by xdipster on Mar 19, 2018 10:45:41 GMT -6
Aren’t underbellies like fupas that haven’t fallen down all the way? scientifically, yes TOBC, this is correct. However, that's a rather rudimentary way of looking at it. In the wild, you see, the fupa can appear as a result of a variety of things, such as excessive facebook videos, long and indulgent rants about a profession, BBQ and non red BBQ sauces, and running for political office for no intelligible reason. In the rare event one might come across such a creature, there are only two ways to escape a most unfortunate fate: 1. Run- Fupas are known for their mallwalker-like gait, avoiding jogging or running at all costs. 2. Hide- Usually if one were to hide under something undesirable to the fupa, such as water, soap, or a salad, said fupa will quickly lose interest and return to his lair, leaving you unscathed. 3. Play dead- As a last resort, curl up into the fetal position, using your arms to cover your sides (vital organs), tuck your head and face and play dead. Understand that the fupa will now begin to rub himself on you, this is a mating ritual. If you sweat, vomit or scream you will be violated in a most uncomfortable way. 4. Other methods of survival- when traversing fupa territory, or navigating a possible fupa habitat, it is important to carry certain provisions with you at all times: Fupa mace (29.95 @ Academy), a rambo knife, McDonalds Fries (distraction, or the ability to lead fupa off a cliff if need be). I hope you've enjoyed this journey into a dark, musty place, and I hope that you have come out of this with an understanding that together, we can all survive this menace. Best post of your life.
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Post by fbs on Mar 20, 2018 7:48:13 GMT -6
scientifically, yes TOBC, this is correct. However, that's a rather rudimentary way of looking at it. In the wild, you see, the fupa can appear as a result of a variety of things, such as excessive facebook videos, long and indulgent rants about a profession, BBQ and non red BBQ sauces, and running for political office for no intelligible reason. In the rare event one might come across such a creature, there are only two ways to escape a most unfortunate fate: 1. Run- Fupas are known for their mallwalker-like gait, avoiding jogging or running at all costs. 2. Hide- Usually if one were to hide under something undesirable to the fupa, such as water, soap, or a salad, said fupa will quickly lose interest and return to his lair, leaving you unscathed. 3. Play dead- As a last resort, curl up into the fetal position, using your arms to cover your sides (vital organs), tuck your head and face and play dead. Understand that the fupa will now begin to rub himself on you, this is a mating ritual. If you sweat, vomit or scream you will be violated in a most uncomfortable way. 4. Other methods of survival- when traversing fupa territory, or navigating a possible fupa habitat, it is important to carry certain provisions with you at all times: Fupa mace (29.95 @ Academy), a rambo knife, McDonalds Fries (distraction, or the ability to lead fupa off a cliff if need be). I hope you've enjoyed this journey into a dark, musty place, and I hope that you have come out of this with an understanding that together, we can all survive this menace. Best post of your life. hey I do what I can
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Post by Hitch on Mar 20, 2018 9:14:21 GMT -6
Outstanding material, Fbs.
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Post by fbs on Mar 20, 2018 9:51:12 GMT -6
Outstanding material, Fbs.
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