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Post by Hoss on Mar 9, 2018 9:24:16 GMT -6
So, I preface this with the fact, that my classes are generally pretty good this year. I finally got around to reading my sub report from yesterday and this lady left me a novel of how sh!tty my student s are and how bad of a teacher I am. Here are a few excerpts:
-Sergio dug a composition book off the shelf to complete the quiz. After examination of the handwriting when compared to his quiz, I have serious doubts the composition book was his. Having open shelving allows for students to be less than honest and have access to other student's assignments.
-Once the students discovered that I did not have a seating chart, they fled all about the room. That much moving was indicative of why you probably have a seating chart in the first place. (I have no assigned seating)
-A few guys in the back had photos of their notes instead of written notes. Research strongly supports the value of handwriting to recall.
-Your students have a definite phone problem.
-I suspected the group in the front was mocking be before, but I distinctly heard it this time. I told them to stop talking.
-At one point i took a headcount, only 6 students were paying attention, or doing a good job of pretending, to the video.
Holy h3ll this lady left me a novel on 3 classes!
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Post by moxWASmybackup on Mar 9, 2018 9:27:46 GMT -6
So, I preface this with the fact, that my classes are generally pretty good this year. I finally got around to reading my sub report from yesterday and this lady left me a novel of how sh!tty my student s are and how bad of a teacher I am. Here are a few excerpts: -Sergio dug a composition book off the shelf to complete the quiz. After examination of the handwriting when compared to his quiz, I have serious doubts the composition book was his. Having open shelving allows for students to be less than honest and have access to other student's assignments. -Once the students discovered that I did not have a seating chart, they fled all about the room. That much moving was indicative of why you probably have a seating chart in the first place. (I have no assigned seating) -A few guys in the back had photos of their notes instead of written notes. Research strongly supports the value of handwriting to recall.
-Your students have a definite phone problem.-I suspected the group in the front was mocking be before, but I distinctly heard it this time. I told them to stop talking. -At one point i took a headcount, only 6 students were paying attention, or doing a good job of pretending, to the video. Holy h3ll this lady left me a novel on 3 classes! Too many good parts to highlight my favorite... Hilarious. So would you recommend her for my next day off?
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Post by fbs on Mar 9, 2018 9:29:42 GMT -6
So, I preface this with the fact, that my classes are generally pretty good this year. I finally got around to reading my sub report from yesterday and this lady left me a novel of how sh!tty my student s are and how bad of a teacher I am. Here are a few excerpts: -Sergio dug a composition book off the shelf to complete the quiz. After examination of the handwriting when compared to his quiz, I have serious doubts the composition book was his. Having open shelving allows for students to be less than honest and have access to other student's assignments. -Once the students discovered that I did not have a seating chart, they fled all about the room. That much moving was indicative of why you probably have a seating chart in the first place. (I have no assigned seating) -A few guys in the back had photos of their notes instead of written notes. Research strongly supports the value of handwriting to recall. -Your students have a definite phone problem. -I suspected the group in the front was mocking be before, but I distinctly heard it this time. I told them to stop talking. -At one point i took a headcount, only 6 students were paying attention, or doing a good job of pretending, to the video. Holy h3ll this lady left me a novel on 3 classes! COASH DE LADY GOT MAD BECUZ I GOT MY COMPAZEESHIN BOOK... I TOLE HER I JUS BARELY GOT HEERZ.
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Post by moxWASmybackup on Mar 9, 2018 9:31:00 GMT -6
So, I preface this with the fact, that my classes are generally pretty good this year. I finally got around to reading my sub report from yesterday and this lady left me a novel of how sh!tty my student s are and how bad of a teacher I am. Here are a few excerpts: -Sergio dug a composition book off the shelf to complete the quiz. After examination of the handwriting when compared to his quiz, I have serious doubts the composition book was his. Having open shelving allows for students to be less than honest and have access to other student's assignments. -Once the students discovered that I did not have a seating chart, they fled all about the room. That much moving was indicative of why you probably have a seating chart in the first place. (I have no assigned seating) -A few guys in the back had photos of their notes instead of written notes. Research strongly supports the value of handwriting to recall. -Your students have a definite phone problem. -I suspected the group in the front was mocking be before, but I distinctly heard it this time. I told them to stop talking. -At one point i took a headcount, only 6 students were paying attention, or doing a good job of pretending, to the video. Holy h3ll this lady left me a novel on 3 classes! COASH DE LADY GOT MAD BECUZ I GOT MY COMPAZEESHIN BOOK... I TOLE HER I JUS BARELY GOT HEERZ. That how the kids talk or Hoss...
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Post by Hoss on Mar 9, 2018 9:31:09 GMT -6
My normal sub is the mother of a girl in my 5th period, but she already had a job when I put this one in. This lady looked like a Mennonite and apparently has the same disposition.
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Post by fbs on Mar 9, 2018 9:31:35 GMT -6
COASH DE LADY GOT MAD BECUZ I GOT MY COMPAZEESHIN BOOK... I TOLE HER I JUS BARELY GOT HEERZ. That how the kids talk or Hoss... I've heard him talk like this many times, it was after about a case and a half though.
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Post by moxWASmybackup on Mar 9, 2018 9:32:07 GMT -6
That how the kids talk or Hoss... I've heard him talk like this many times, it was after about a case and a half though. I've heard him talk like this over a PA system at a junior high track meet..
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Post by Hoss on Mar 9, 2018 9:32:28 GMT -6
COASH DE LADY GOT MAD BECUZ I GOT MY COMPAZEESHIN BOOK... I TOLE HER I JUS BARELY GOT HEERZ. That how the kids talk or Hoss... Both, at times.
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Post by fbs on Mar 9, 2018 9:32:29 GMT -6
it's the alice in him.
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Post by Hoss on Mar 9, 2018 9:33:27 GMT -6
Can't have pizza parties man, you know this.
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Post by fbs on Mar 9, 2018 9:34:06 GMT -6
no but you can have tamale fiestas.
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Post by bugtruck on Mar 9, 2018 9:34:06 GMT -6
The lovely Mrs bugtruck teaches k has a student that goes so crazy they have to evacuate the room. Starts throwing things turns over tables and bookcases. Also leaves the room all the time so everyone has to look for him. Your sub should try here she will never sub again
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Post by Hoss on Mar 9, 2018 9:35:53 GMT -6
I've heard him talk like this many times, it was after about a case and a half though. I've heard him talk like this over a PA system at a junior high track meet.. You shut your dirty mouth. Critics hailed me as the "Greatest JH track meet announcer in Central Texas.", "This guy is clearly ready for the big leagues." and three of the four local news stations said, and I quote, "The announcer at the McCormick Dahlstrom Relays had the voice of an angel."
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Post by fbs on Mar 9, 2018 9:36:04 GMT -6
The lovely Mrs bugtruck teaches k has a student that goes so crazy they have to evacuate the room. Starts throwing things turns over tables and bookcases. Also leaves the room all the time so everyone has to look for him. Your sub should try here she will never sub again dude I know the feeling. I have the same kind of kids, only they're 17 and there's more than one of them.
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Post by Hoss on Mar 9, 2018 9:39:14 GMT -6
worst sub note stud ever got was when he taught PE....one of the lil shlts asked to go to the restroom and she told him no....so he plssed under the bleachers.... When I taught JH PE, we had a phantom sh!tter. about 5 different times that year we had a log appear while they were doing their warm up laps inside. Never caught him, don't know if he came pre-loaded or was just really quick and sneaky. TURNS out he was a sneaky sh!t
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Post by fbs on Mar 9, 2018 9:40:48 GMT -6
worst sub note stud ever got was when he taught PE....one of the lil shlts asked to go to the restroom and she told him no....so he plssed under the bleachers.... When I taught JH PE, we had a phantom sh!tter. about 5 different times that year we had a log appear while they were doing their warm up laps inside. Never caught him, don't know if he came pre-loaded or was just really quick and sneaky. that's awesome. in DFW we had the serial shltter. he took huge dumps in other kids lockers and gym bags, and left one lonely log in the shower once. never caught him either.
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Post by moxWASmybackup on Mar 9, 2018 9:45:58 GMT -6
I've heard him talk like this over a PA system at a junior high track meet.. You shut your dirty mouth. Critics hailed me as the "Greatest JH track meet announcer in Central Texas.", "This guy is clearly ready for the big leagues." and three of the four local news stations said, and I quote, "The announcer at the McCormick Dahlstrom Relays had the voice of an angel." Your music was certainly better... Although my favorite part was when you gave the starter the green light to go on the 7th grade boys 4x100 when we had red flags up at every exchange zone... You had JH slappies pulling their hair out.
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Post by bigern809 on Mar 9, 2018 9:48:41 GMT -6
What a doosher. She's probably a 40 something year old that sits at home and talks to her cats while charging her Jitterbug flip phone because technology is the debil.
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Post by xdipster on Mar 9, 2018 13:08:04 GMT -6
What a doosher. She's probably a 40 something year old that sits at home and talks to her cats while charging her Jitterbug flip phone because technology is the debil. She sounds hot then.
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Post by acsl8ter on Mar 9, 2018 13:58:00 GMT -6
I love it!!
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