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Post by Hitch on Apr 23, 2018 10:24:50 GMT -6
well since I just joined today.....here is my first post Welcome, snow!
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Post by Hitch on Apr 23, 2018 10:25:42 GMT -6
Or maybe it is the idiotic crap you guys post? I killed bullrush maybe more x's and o's instead of sexual innuendos and juvenile BS... Like I said forever. Yet you still post. Be a part of the solution instead of part of the problem.
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Post by Hitch on Apr 23, 2018 10:26:02 GMT -6
LB reads is a good thread.
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Post by moxWASmybackup on Apr 23, 2018 10:29:32 GMT -6
Yet you still post. Be a part of the solution instead of part of the problem. Please don't encourage her to post about anything football related. Her Big 12 synopsis was enough.
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Post by newcoach on Apr 23, 2018 10:48:13 GMT -6
says the guy with 124 posts. lets get that count up there junior. Gimme some stuff to post on.....everything I post is pure gold. Not like slaters who is pure yellow piss.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2018 11:01:01 GMT -6
A lonely woman puts an add in the paper looking for a man. It says that she wants a man who won't beat her or leave her and must be good in bed. A few days later, her doorbell rings. She goes to the door to find a man with no arms or legs. Woman: "Can I help you?" Man: "I came to answer your ad. I don't have any arms so I won't beat you, and I don't have any legs so I won't leave you."
Woman: "But are you any good in bed?"
Man: "I rang the doorbell, didn't I."
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Post by acsl8ter on Apr 23, 2018 11:09:13 GMT -6
Lol
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Post by newcoach on Apr 23, 2018 11:10:29 GMT -6
A lonely woman puts an add in the paper looking for a man. It says that she wants a man who won't beat her or leave her and must be good in bed. A few days later, her doorbell rings. She goes to the door to find a man with no arms or legs. Woman: "Can I help you?" Man: "I came to answer your ad. I don't have any arms so I won't beat you, and I don't have any legs so I won't leave you." Woman: "But are you any good in bed?" Man: "I rang the doorbell, didn't I." I'm telling this one to my 7th period.
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Post by justanothercoach on Apr 23, 2018 11:17:37 GMT -6
quality post
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Post by Hitch on Apr 23, 2018 11:19:56 GMT -6
That's some Darthappy type humor right there!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAa
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Post by bugtruck on Apr 23, 2018 16:07:12 GMT -6
Good evening people been on the road all day. Probably better that I didn’t post and drive.
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Post by Hitch on Apr 24, 2018 8:00:37 GMT -6
Keep that truck between the yellow lines, mi amigo.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2018 12:00:16 GMT -6
A deaf couple is having trouble communicating in the bedroom, so the wife comes up with a plan.
Wife: "If you want to have sex, pinch my left nipple once. If you don't, then pinch it twice."
Husband: "That's a great idea. If you want to have sex, pull on my penis once. If you don't, then pull on it 250 times."
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Post by acsl8ter on Apr 24, 2018 12:06:55 GMT -6
A deaf couple is having trouble communicating in the bedroom, so the wife comes up with a plan. Wife: "If you want to have sex, pinch my left nipple once. If you don't, then pinch it twice." Husband: "That's a great idea. If you want to have sex, pull on my penis once. If you don't, then pull on it 250 times." YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Hitch on Apr 25, 2018 5:51:00 GMT -6
A deaf couple is having trouble communicating in the bedroom, so the wife comes up with a plan. Wife: "If you want to have sex, pinch my left nipple once. If you don't, then pinch it twice." Husband: "That's a great idea. If you want to have sex, pull on my penis once. If you don't, then pull on it 250 times." LOLOLOL!!!!
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Post by fbs on Apr 25, 2018 7:57:14 GMT -6
that was good...
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Post by coach on Apr 25, 2018 8:34:54 GMT -6
very funny
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2018 11:51:55 GMT -6
A Jew, a Catholic, and a Mormon were in a bar.
Jew: "I've got 4 kids. One more, and I will have enough for a basketball team."
Catholic: "That's nothing. I've got 10 kids. One more, and I will have enough for a football team."
Mormon: "I've got you both beat. I've got 17 wives. One more, and I will have enough for a golf course."
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Post by Hitch on Apr 25, 2018 12:20:54 GMT -6
Are you sure you're not Darthappy???....
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Post by Hoss on Apr 26, 2018 8:34:08 GMT -6
A man goes to the doctor and in walks a smoking 26 year old blond with a great rack. He must have looked a little shocked as the doctor said, "Don't be alarmed, I graduated 3rd in my class and I have plenty of experience despite my age. Don't worry, I have seen just about everything. Now tell me what the problem is." Old boy responded, "My wife says my d!ck tastes funny."
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