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Post by texasleaguer on May 8, 2018 13:58:14 GMT -6
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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Post by xdipster on May 8, 2018 15:04:10 GMT -6
stud shows up at floretta's house....that's right, floretta....she is of like color.... has a dress cut down to her belly button almost and her bra just hanging out.....if that wasn't bad enough she put her left hand up over her head...and there stood the biggest, hairiest, arm pits stud has ever seen..... not sure which was worse, floretta or the massage lady.... Is she Italian? Europeans don't shave. Might be a darker Italiano. |
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Post by dieselfitter on May 8, 2018 18:50:04 GMT -6
Did it move??
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Post by Hitch on May 9, 2018 5:38:13 GMT -6
So did Floretta want the geometric design or free body design??
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Post by fbs on May 9, 2018 6:13:33 GMT -6
well... did you?
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Post by bugtruck on May 9, 2018 7:18:54 GMT -6
First call yesterday at 8 am was a ranch near Hico. Concrete crew is there working I ask them if the owners were home. They said other door so I go around and knock on the door. I can hear people scrambling around then someone peeks through the mini-blinds. Then the door opens it’s not the door to the living room but the bedroom. So standing there in front of me are three old hairy ladies in their Teddies. First thing that came to mind was I’m sorry y’all are waiting for the Pool Salesmen.
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Post by fbs on May 9, 2018 7:30:52 GMT -6
did you?
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Post by bugtruck on May 9, 2018 7:39:13 GMT -6
Nooo I don’t think so.
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Post by Lebowski on May 9, 2018 7:47:52 GMT -6
3 of them?
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Post by bugtruck on May 9, 2018 7:50:58 GMT -6
Yep all 3 looked like they had Bigfoot in a head lock.
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Post by bugtruck on May 9, 2018 7:52:33 GMT -6
Two of them couldn’t talk till they put their teeth in
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Post by bugtruck on May 9, 2018 7:57:10 GMT -6
Unlike the pool sales business we don’t offer that degree of service.
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Post by Hitch on May 9, 2018 8:03:02 GMT -6
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Post by fbs on May 9, 2018 8:44:13 GMT -6
dude tear that up... don't even have to wrap it.
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Post by fbs on May 9, 2018 8:53:47 GMT -6
eat that pillow granny...
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Post by bigern809 on May 9, 2018 8:54:05 GMT -6
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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Post by fbs on May 9, 2018 9:20:15 GMT -6
The older the berry the sweeter the juice. there's no juice in that berry... just dust. needs oil like the tin man... kinda like running your junk down an old dry pool slide. but nothing is as satisfying as cookies and milk after a good tumble. |
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Post by fbs on May 9, 2018 9:23:10 GMT -6
it really is.
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Post by fbs on May 9, 2018 10:24:08 GMT -6
depending on the calendar it might taste like pennies too.
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Post by bigern809 on May 9, 2018 10:29:15 GMT -6
dammit.......
But not if you take your bc the correct way.......you're welcome...............
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