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Post by texasleaguer on May 29, 2018 12:52:31 GMT -6
Well, sheep have wool. Not goats. Goats produce mohair, cashmere, or fibre. The good thing about goats is reaching for a grip on the goatee.
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Post by TOBC on May 31, 2018 3:16:02 GMT -6
stud once worked with a guy that got ran out of town for effing everyone’s daughter, one guys son and a goat....he was also notorious for consuming large amounts of alcohol....he’s a member here.... Jokes on you. Sheep are not goats. Big difference, mainly it's easier to grip a sheep because of the wool. That is both sick and hilarious at the same time.
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Post by TOBC on May 31, 2018 3:41:58 GMT -6
Worked with this kid that was fresh out of college. Real go getter type guy. If the HC came to a sudden stop this kids face would go straight up the HCs a$$ kind of guy. Anywho.....this kid is single and we have a fine selection of dirty, cigarette smoked infested, casinos with some of the nicest bars you’ve ever seen that got dance floors that stretch for days because all these slaps around here think that the boot scootin boogie is still cool. So we take this kid out to the dirtiest one we got thinking it might ruin him from wanting to fraternize with the local dirtlegs we got running around this town because we didnt want him sticking around longer than that year. It just so happens to be ladies night, and this particular $hithole didnt disappoint. This kid is depressed because we were there for about three hours and he hadnt seen anything worth spitting some game at. That was until, the one MILF, and a few of her friends, that every other single coach had tried to get in the sack walked in. Im not gonna lie, she was hot then and is still hot to this day. Shes about 50 or so today, so she would have been about 43 or so when this took place. This guy breaks into a dead phucking sprint to get to her. You would have thought the HC walked in he was moving so fast. He sits with her and her friends for about an hour when we see him and her get up and start heading for the door. This little facker looks over at us with the biggest shat eating grin flippin us all the double bird. A week later this bassturd is moving in with her! He ended up knocking the bottom out of it for 2 years before accepting a job in his home town about 200 miles away. Havent seen or talked to him since he left.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2018 7:53:44 GMT -6
Being anti-social is the best way to save money. I keep my door closed for a reason. Leave me the h3ll alone.
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Post by strongdog on Jun 26, 2018 20:11:26 GMT -6
Worked with a guy this year that I had previously worked with at another school. Long story short we played a game of "who could make him wanna fight first". Good times
Also of note at the school I was at last year, our MLB was bending the English teacher over on the regular... complete with pics and video. Come to find out it was with multiple student athletes. Admin tried to sweep it under the rug until an anonymous (MLBs girlfriend) letter to the newspaper and all h3ll broke out. I'm not going to miss that school.
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Post by strongdog on Jun 27, 2018 11:35:06 GMT -6
Yes, English teacher is female
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Post by bugtruck on Jun 29, 2018 16:01:02 GMT -6
Is that a picture of the teacher or your MLB?
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Post by strongdog on Jun 30, 2018 13:03:43 GMT -6
She didn’t seem upset to be getting a mug shot. She was a little bit out there. She was (still is) married with 3 young kids. She was sent home the first day of school for wearing a really short and low cut skirt. Nothing worth bragging about but if you were a HS kid banging a teacher then I say kudos to you sir.
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Post by bugtruck on Jul 2, 2018 14:02:07 GMT -6
That’s a good way to get pecker rot
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