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Post by Hitch on Dec 3, 2018 11:04:46 GMT -6
So, I'm having the kids put together a power point describing how 4 types of energy are harnessed and converted into use. I just heard the following, and I quote, ''So how much examples do we need for this?''.......Seriously?? How MUCH examples. That drives me crazy. Just like the upright/crossbar thing makes Hoss crazy. Y'all have a gem or two to share?
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Post by TOBC on Dec 3, 2018 11:10:16 GMT -6
early in the semester had my kids type up a paper.
had this one slap raise his hand and this is how the conversation went:
kid - "coach, how do you spell bussep?
me - "huh?"
kid - "how do you spell bussep?"
me - "use it in a sentence."
kid - "i wanted a coke, bussep i didn't have no money."
me - "are you friggin serious right now?"
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Post by Hitch on Dec 3, 2018 11:15:10 GMT -6
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! HOLY CRAP that's funny!!!!
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Post by TOBC on Dec 3, 2018 11:19:42 GMT -6
bro, i almost swallowed my dip. i couldn't believe this kid actually asked me that when he said it.
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Post by Hitch on Dec 3, 2018 11:22:44 GMT -6
A TON of our kids have no clue about the difference between ground and floor. It's ridiculous.
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Post by Hitch on Dec 3, 2018 11:23:26 GMT -6
I hear this all the time; "Coash, he rolled it on the floor"..... The snap rolled on the turf....
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Post by TOBC on Dec 3, 2018 11:23:35 GMT -6
we got some that here at the HS that still have to think for a few seconds about left and right. it's sad.
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Post by gotemcoach on Dec 3, 2018 11:27:45 GMT -6
We have a linebacker hold up his hands to see which makes an "L" to get the strength right
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Post by TOBC on Dec 3, 2018 11:37:03 GMT -6
We have a linebacker hold up his hands to see which makes an "L" to get the strength right hahahahahahaha. had a DL like that a few years ago. we had to draw an R and L on the top of his hands. |
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Post by tonymontana on Dec 3, 2018 11:42:04 GMT -6
We have a linebacker hold up his hands to see which makes an "L" to get the strength right hahahahahahaha. had a DL like that a few years ago. we had to draw an R and L on the top of his hands. We have a DL COACH like that right now!!! |
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Post by texasleaguer on Dec 3, 2018 12:07:14 GMT -6
football "player" in class friday: Hey coach are you going to watch the bball game here tonight?
Me: No, I'm going to watch a football game tonight.
"player": oh is it a playoff game?
Me: *stares blankly waiting for him to answer his own question in a "duh" moment*
"player": stares blankly at me wondering why i'm not answering.... waits a moment and asks again
Me: yes, yes it's a playoff game. Do you remember when our season ended 3 weeks ago? Everything after that is playoffs...
"player": oh, i didn't know that
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Post by Hitch on Dec 3, 2018 12:18:56 GMT -6
WOW!!!!
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Post by terrygordy on Dec 3, 2018 12:40:18 GMT -6
hahahahahahaha. had a DL like that a few years ago. we had to draw an R and L on the top of his hands. We have a DL COACH like that right now!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by TOBC on Dec 3, 2018 12:42:17 GMT -6
hahahahahahaha. had a DL like that a few years ago. we had to draw an R and L on the top of his hands. We have a DL COACH like that right now!!! shots fired! |
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Post by tonymontana on Dec 3, 2018 12:43:05 GMT -6
We have a DL COACH like that right now!!! shots fired! Almost daily |
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Post by TOBC on Dec 3, 2018 12:44:42 GMT -6
back in cleburne we were discussing religions....a different coach had a kid in his class raise his hand to announce he was atheist....no big deal... a few weeks go by and the coach notices the kid has written "satin rules" on his book cover.... coach ask him, "is sating your favorite fabric?" kid had no clue what he was talking about... so coach says "do you like satin? it says on your book cover that satin rules". kid- "that doesn't say satin, it says satan". "satan rules!" coach- "A. it spells satin. B. i didn't think you believed in satan" kid- what do you mean? coach- aren't you atheist? kid- yes coach- then you don't believe in satan.....and so on and so forth for about 10 minutes... straight up crisis of faith there. |
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Post by xdipster on Dec 3, 2018 13:38:26 GMT -6
hahahahahahaha. had a DL like that a few years ago. we had to draw an R and L on the top of his hands. We have a DL COACH like that right now!!! I am a Dline coach like that right now. |
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Post by Burnet44 on Dec 3, 2018 19:39:01 GMT -6
We have a DL COACH like that right now!!! I am a Dline coach like that right now. So you are the guy Fupa runs over |
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Post by moxWASmybackup on Dec 4, 2018 7:59:13 GMT -6
hahahahahahaha. had a DL like that a few years ago. we had to draw an R and L on the top of his hands. We have a DL COACH like that right now!!! I know a certain LB / STC like that running around centex right now... He frequents this website also. |
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Post by vaultingpiper10 on Dec 4, 2018 8:02:46 GMT -6
A TON of our kids have no clue about the difference between ground and floor. It's ridiculous. Ground and floor piss me off |
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