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Post by Hoss on Nov 21, 2019 8:28:03 GMT -6
SUCK IT FAT MAN!
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Post by Hitch on Nov 21, 2019 8:55:07 GMT -6
Hossenfeffer, he's given up on the interwebz. Not social media, but this site and canttakeajoke's site.
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Post by Hoss on Nov 21, 2019 10:55:43 GMT -6
Looks like he gave up coaching good O-Line technique too.
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Post by tonymontana on Nov 21, 2019 11:12:00 GMT -6
Hossenfeffer, he's given up on the interwebz. Not social media, but this site and canttakeajoke's site. No he hadn't he just posted.
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Post by Hitch on Nov 21, 2019 11:41:56 GMT -6
No SH!T? Where?
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Post by riddog on Nov 22, 2019 10:26:18 GMT -6
I have another story to add to the "Can't make this shat up!!" file. This happens last week as we are preparing for our 1st round play-off game against the #1 team in our class on the road I might add. So our HC tells the kids on Tuesday that they need to have their khaki pants for Friday. We have a long-standing rule that on away games that the players were our travel shirts which are collared polo shirts (which we provide) and their Khaki pants or shorts. So one of our better lineman, who starts on the O-line and is in the starting D-line rotation doesn't were his khakis to school, but has on jeans. He was told to get his Khakis during 1st hour and if he couldn't get his to go look in the coaches office were keep a basket full of khaki pants for kids who might not have a pair. He refuses and says I ain't doing that nor am I am looking thru those pants. So HC says fine then you are not going, he shrugs his shoulders then leaves, but later tries to come in to eat the pre-game meal and when the HC says no he throw a fit and wants to act crazy. So he doesn't play and we get smoked and he walks in this morning and I have nothing to say to him and then he replies, "It wasn't my fault!" I just shook my head and walked off. We had a similar occurrence back in the nineties(I know that I'm old) our HC had a rule about no beards/etc and I had a lineman that had decided not to shave for about a week. Comes gamenight and he'd been told after the pep rally to shave and he shows up unshaven. Told HC he wasn't shaving for anyone and if he didn't like it, HC could kiss his arse. Needless to say he was done and we got smoked. The players were on his arse and he says how is it my fault. Their reply was two way starter drawing a line over face hair. They were pissed and so was I.
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Post by jmstreeter on Nov 22, 2019 11:43:12 GMT -6
I have another story to add to the "Can't make this shat up!!" file. This happens last week as we are preparing for our 1st round play-off game against the #1 team in our class on the road I might add. So our HC tells the kids on Tuesday that they need to have their khaki pants for Friday. We have a long-standing rule that on away games that the players were our travel shirts which are collared polo shirts (which we provide) and their Khaki pants or shorts. So one of our better lineman, who starts on the O-line and is in the starting D-line rotation doesn't were his khakis to school, but has on jeans. He was told to get his Khakis during 1st hour and if he couldn't get his to go look in the coaches office were keep a basket full of khaki pants for kids who might not have a pair. He refuses and says I ain't doing that nor am I am looking thru those pants. So HC says fine then you are not going, he shrugs his shoulders then leaves, but later tries to come in to eat the pre-game meal and when the HC says no he throw a fit and wants to act crazy. So he doesn't play and we get smoked and he walks in this morning and I have nothing to say to him and then he replies, "It wasn't my fault!" I just shook my head and walked off. We had a similar occurrence back in the nineties(I know that I'm old) our HC had a rule about no beards/etc and I had a lineman that had decided not to shave for about a week. Comes gamenight and he'd been told after the pep rally to shave and he shows up unshaven. Told HC he wasn't shaving for anyone and if he didn't like it, HC could kiss his arse. Needless to say he was done and we got smoked. The players were on his arse and he says how is it my fault. Their reply was two way starter drawing a line over face hair. They were pissed and so was I. Basically he didn't want to play, just like our kid. They really don't want to play, so they'll find any excuse to get out of it. Because it's not like we're asking them to do anything that's truly difficult. It's very simple to put on a pair of pants, especially if some are being provided for you or just simply shave. By the way Coach I am old too, LOL!!
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Post by riddog on Nov 22, 2019 11:50:54 GMT -6
I understand what you're saying. His dad came up to me and wanted to know why son was out. Told him and he said son made a bad choice and he'd talk to him. Told him not to bother. He was through. Dad was a good guy with a POS for a son.
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Post by ThedamGOAT on Dec 11, 2019 8:58:18 GMT -6
I was in the office when we had the closed door meeting trying to figure out who knocked up our kicker? We had it narrowed down to 3 LBs. Vinnie became the proud daddy of the next great kicker from the westside
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Post by jmstreeter on Jan 23, 2020 22:13:54 GMT -6
My returning nose guard for next year who will be a senior was at a wrestling dual the other day. He was wrestling at heavyweight against a kid from Noble and that kid comes up to the coaches and says that our kid asked him if he wanted to come back tomorrow and the other kid says yes I do, and our kid says that he doesn't so he tells the kid to go ahead and pin him so he can stay at home the next day. Un-phucking-believable!!!!
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Post by Hitch on Jan 24, 2020 8:11:56 GMT -6
Good Lord!
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Post by riddog on Jan 29, 2020 17:21:43 GMT -6
My returning nose guard for next year who will be a senior was at a wrestling dual the other day. He was wrestling at heavyweight against a kid from Noble and that kid comes up to the coaches and says that our kid asked him if he wanted to come back tomorrow and the other kid says yes I do, and our kid says that he doesn't so he tells the kid to go ahead and pin him so he can stay at home the next day. Un-phucking-believable!!!! No heart and no character. Better not depend too much on him. When the going gets tough, he'll pee down his leg and quit.
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Post by jmstreeter on Jan 30, 2020 8:54:29 GMT -6
My returning nose guard for next year who will be a senior was at a wrestling dual the other day. He was wrestling at heavyweight against a kid from Noble and that kid comes up to the coaches and says that our kid asked him if he wanted to come back tomorrow and the other kid says yes I do, and our kid says that he doesn't so he tells the kid to go ahead and pin him so he can stay at home the next day. Un-phucking-believable!!!! No heart and no character. Better not depend too much on him. When the going gets tough, he'll pee down his leg and quit. I ripped him a new one after that!!!!
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