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Post by Lebowski on Oct 28, 2015 9:36:29 GMT -6
This is a thread about humor in the Job Boards....
My name is Blank. I am a 2009 graduate of Joaquin High School in Joaquin, Texas. I was a 3 sport athlete with major emphasis on football which I also carried over to my college career as a Fullback at East Texas Baptist University in 2010. I currently have one year remaining on a degree in Kinesiology but I’m interested in coaching here in Oklahoma in any way I can and as soon as I can. I would prefer football or baseball but will consider most offers. If you are seeking a driven individual with both an extensive high school and college sport resume as a player and soon to be complete degree; I am your man. To request more information please give me a call at blank or at blank. Thank you for your consideration and I look forward to your call.
My name is blank. I coached pee wee football for 2 years in Arkansas then moved to Kansas where I was Head Jr High Football Coach and Varsity D-line coach at Maranatha Christian Academy (2A). I now coach in South Chicago. I am Assistant Head Coach and Offensive Line Coach and Defensive Coordinator at DuSable High School (5A). We are now 4-1 overall and 3-0 in conference. I am looking for future coaching opportunities in Eastern Oklahoma. My cell is blank. Feel free to text or call.
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Post by Lebowski on Oct 28, 2015 9:39:13 GMT -6
h3llo, my name is Blank, 20, male. I graduated top 10 in high school from Gans, OK. I did not compete in high school due to mild knee injuries but did in Jr.High. I attended three months of college at Carl Albert State College. I regularly study and follow basket ball and have always wanted to coach. I do not have a teaching degree. I am a basketball fan with an above average knowledge and love of the game and would love to turn it into a job. Please consider. My number is blank
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Post by BrennanHuff on Oct 28, 2015 9:40:23 GMT -6
Hello, my name is Albert Cohlik. I am 28 years old and am interested in coaching. I am a 7th year sophomore at Rose State College and plan on furthering my education at the University of Phoenix Online. I played little league football for 3 years and have an extensive knowledge of the game. I also work out on campus 3X a week and would love to be a strength and conditioning coach. My contact info is phatballzzz@hotmail.com or you can call me at 405-867-5309 thank you and I look forward to speaking to you about how I can take your program to the next level.
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Post by duels23 on Oct 28, 2015 10:36:57 GMT -6
h3llo, my name is Blank, 20, male. I graduated top 10 in high school from Gans, OK. I did not compete in high school due to mild knee injuries but did in Jr.High. I attended three months of college at Carl Albert State College. I regularly study and follow basket ball and have always wanted to coach. I do not have a teaching degree. I am a basketball fan with an above average knowledge and love of the game and would love to turn it into a job. Please consider. My number is blank hahahahahahaha...oh wow. i actually looked on the board and this post is literally on there. i absolutely could've sworn that lebow was making this one up!
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Post by fbs on Oct 28, 2015 10:38:58 GMT -6
solid 2nd post.
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Post by fbcoach78 on Oct 28, 2015 10:39:21 GMT -6
He's not that creative. Lol
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Post by duels23 on Oct 28, 2015 10:42:40 GMT -6
lol
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Post by fbs on Oct 28, 2015 10:43:12 GMT -6
I still haven't gotten the rest of my posts, either.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2015 12:31:43 GMT -6
That's great stuff.
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Post by Hands11 on Oct 29, 2015 7:45:49 GMT -6
My name is Will Daffron. I coached pee wee football for 2 years in Arkansas then moved to Kansas where I was Head Jr High Football Coach and Varsity D-line coach at Maranatha Christian Academy (2A). I now coach in South Chicago. I am Assistant Head Coach and Offensive Line Coach and Defensive Coordinator at DuSable High School (5A). We are now 4-1 overall and 3-0 in conference. I am looking for future coaching opportunities in Eastern Oklahoma. Feel free to text or call.
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Post by Lebowski on Oct 29, 2015 7:47:18 GMT -6
Wonder if he knows what palms is
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Post by TOBC on Oct 29, 2015 8:34:30 GMT -6
these are actual listings on the job board?
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Post by Hands11 on Oct 29, 2015 8:42:59 GMT -6
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Post by Lebowski on Oct 29, 2015 8:54:22 GMT -6
Daffron dude cracks me up....
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Post by TOBC on Oct 29, 2015 9:47:26 GMT -6
good lord...
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Post by Lebowski on Oct 29, 2015 9:47:41 GMT -6
I texted him and said dude.... Not a good look... Try sending resumes out.
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Post by TOBC on Oct 29, 2015 9:49:16 GMT -6
you know that guy?
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Post by duels23 on Oct 29, 2015 9:49:38 GMT -6
I texted him and said dude.... Not a good look... Try sending resumes out. maybe you should become an coaching employment consultant - a headhunter of sorts. what did he say?
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Post by Lebowski on Oct 29, 2015 9:54:08 GMT -6
No. He had no idea who I was.
Me: I said you looking in Eastern Okla?
Him: Said yeah. I just made the playoffs.
Me: Cool
Him: I am asst HC and DC and Varsity OL coach
Me: Cool
Him: We turned this place around.
Me: Cool
Me: Next time might wanna send a resume out to people and dont mention pee wee football
Him: Yes sir, and thanks for the advice
Me: No problem
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Post by duels23 on Oct 29, 2015 9:55:39 GMT -6
i still think the guy who said he's a big basketball fan, no teaching degree, etc.... is the best.
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