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Post by xdipster on May 4, 2016 10:19:48 GMT -6
Tired of people not respecting old standing rules. Add yours if you got em.
#1. Do not talk at the urinal. You should never talk or be talked to by another man while holding your willie.
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Post by TOBC on May 4, 2016 10:40:43 GMT -6
#1A. if conversation is struck up at urinal, do not try to shake hands before washing.
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Post by gotemcoach on May 4, 2016 10:42:02 GMT -6
Does this rule apply in the coaches locker room?
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Post by xdipster on May 4, 2016 10:42:49 GMT -6
Does this rule apply in the coaches locker room? A yell out the door is ok, but not if both are at urinals next to each other.
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Post by gotemcoach on May 4, 2016 10:44:04 GMT -6
well our HC and DC break this one DAILY
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Post by tonymontana on May 4, 2016 10:45:25 GMT -6
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Post by skinny51 on May 4, 2016 10:46:42 GMT -6
Did not know this was a rule...thought that this would be like a boy being uncomfortable and crawling in the urinal or turning their back to other patrons to keep from anyone looking...the man rule here is conversation like "Hello" or "man it is nice out" is acceptable...but only while staring straight ahead...eye contact or looking down is strictly forbidden...
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Post by kennywayne9 on May 4, 2016 10:47:46 GMT -6
Did not know this was a rule...thought that this would be like a boy being uncomfortable and crawling in the urinal or turning their back to other patrons to keep from anyone looking...the man rule here is conversation like "Hello" or "man it is nice out" is acceptable...but only while staring straight ahead... eye contact or looking down is strictly forbidden... This is the key. No peeking.
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2016 10:48:39 GMT -6
Did not know this was a rule...thought that this would be like a boy being uncomfortable and crawling in the urinal or turning their back to other patrons to keep from anyone looking...the man rule here is conversation like "Hello" or "man it is nice out" is acceptable...but only while staring straight ahead...eye contact or looking down is strictly forbidden... I enjoy warning people about how cold the water is and how deep.
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Post by skinny51 on May 4, 2016 10:50:27 GMT -6
I may miss the urinal and leak on your shoes if you peak...
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Post by Burnet44 on May 4, 2016 11:37:20 GMT -6
Hitch and dip taking a lew
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Post by Hitch on May 4, 2016 11:42:33 GMT -6
Why are you assassinating our character?
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Post by TOBC on May 4, 2016 11:46:47 GMT -6
#2. While dropping a huge drumpf, do not make conversation with the guy in the next stall.
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Post by Burnet44 on May 4, 2016 11:57:24 GMT -6
Why are you assassinating our character? no enjoy
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Post by givepullorpitch on May 4, 2016 11:59:40 GMT -6
Did not know this was a rule...thought that this would be like a boy being uncomfortable and crawling in the urinal or turning their back to other patrons to keep from anyone looking...the man rule here is conversation like "Hello" or "man it is nice out" is acceptable...but only while staring straight ahead...eye contact or looking down is strictly forbidden... I enjoy warning people about how cold the water is and how deep. The fish are biting downstream too.
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Post by xdipster on May 4, 2016 12:01:52 GMT -6
#2. While dropping a huge drumpf, do not make conversation with the guy in the next stall. Unless asking for toilet paper.
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Post by xdipster on May 4, 2016 12:02:25 GMT -6
Why are you assassinating our character? As long as no peeking, its allowed.
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Post by HAZAA on May 4, 2016 12:19:58 GMT -6
Complete hypothetical. U notice a spider walking on the ceiling. Let's just say that the spider is a fiddleback. It starts dropping from the ceiling and is going to fall on another guy at the urinal. Do u tell him to look out? This would not only break the "only small talk" rule and te looking straight ahead rule.
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Post by TOBC on May 4, 2016 12:23:24 GMT -6
#2. While dropping a huge drumpf, do not make conversation with the guy in the next stall. Unless asking for toilet paper. touche.
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Post by TOBC on May 4, 2016 12:25:56 GMT -6
Complete hypothetical. U notice a spider walking on the ceiling. Let's just say that the spider is a fiddleback. It starts dropping from the ceiling and is going to fall on another guy at the urinal. Do u tell him to look out? This would not only break the "only small talk" rule and te looking straight ahead rule. why you looking up? the joke is your hand. couldn't pass that up.
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