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Post by skinny51 on May 11, 2016 10:05:04 GMT -6
So I go get my bus physical this morning before school...the doctor comes in (a old German man with an accent)...he starts looking at my chart and says "wow very healthy" but looked surprised after looking at me that the numbers didn't match the person he was seeing. He starts imputing information into the computer and asking the typical questions but I could tell something was on his mind and he was building up to say something or ask me something. So was starting to get awkward and he repeats "Wow very healthy", so I say "Yes sir thank you". He responds "Yeah well if you don't lose that extra person you are carrying around with you all the time these numbers are going to get bad soon...very bad...have a nice day!" and left the room...
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Post by Hands11 on May 11, 2016 10:06:16 GMT -6
WOW!
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2016 10:07:44 GMT -6
Hmmmmmm? ?? Don't you love the honesty of doctors....
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Post by skinny51 on May 11, 2016 10:09:39 GMT -6
Yes...you are carrying a extra little human around with you all the time statement almost made me laugh out loud...his accent is what made it hilarious...but this is not laughing matter...
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2016 10:10:25 GMT -6
Do you look prego?
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Post by Hitch on May 11, 2016 10:10:44 GMT -6
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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Post by Hands11 on May 11, 2016 10:11:31 GMT -6
Yes do you look pregnant? (sasquatch, don't ever use the term prego again!! LOL!!)
Or is it back fat?? Neck fat?? AZZ FAT??
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Post by skinny51 on May 11, 2016 10:12:16 GMT -6
FAT EVERYWHERE...FAT FOR EVERYONE...
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Post by skinny51 on May 11, 2016 10:12:54 GMT -6
I mean I could lose 30-40 lbs...but a whole little person?! That was hilarious...
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Post by skinny51 on May 11, 2016 10:13:37 GMT -6
I mean I did weight in with my shoes on and my keys and wallet in my pocket...that must be it right?
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Post by Hands11 on May 11, 2016 10:14:14 GMT -6
I mean I did weight in with my shoes on and my keys and wallet in my pocket...that must be it right? Weight in??
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Post by skinny51 on May 11, 2016 10:14:41 GMT -6
YOU GOT ME BACK!
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2016 10:14:44 GMT -6
Hands....How about Preggers? Or I could just say carrying around a little person....
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Post by TOBC on May 11, 2016 10:17:20 GMT -6
you have cheeseburgers in your pocket too?
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Post by Hands11 on May 11, 2016 10:17:21 GMT -6
Hands....How about Preggers? Or I could just say carrying around a little person....YES!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2016 10:19:27 GMT -6
Maybe a midget or a dwarf...... Hobbitt even....
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Post by Hitch on May 11, 2016 10:20:58 GMT -6
I'm friggin laughing out loud in class. Kids looking at me like I'm special........
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Post by skinny51 on May 11, 2016 10:27:45 GMT -6
Yes and so tired of hearing the term NUMBERS when it relates to health...I know overweight people that are super healthy and average joes that are seriously unhealthy...BTW I am not one of those overweight people that are healthy...
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Post by xdipster on May 11, 2016 10:29:59 GMT -6
I bet a good cigar would help you calm down. And a giant bourbon and diet pepsi. Add in a 2 mile walk for the trifecta.
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Post by skinny51 on May 11, 2016 10:33:16 GMT -6
I bet a good cigar would help you calm down. And a giant bourbon and diet pepsi. Add in a 2 mile walk for the trifecta. haha...just made me laugh out loud...when I read this I guess a kid was talking about going to the marines and boot camp...kid says "what coach you don't think I can make it in the USMC and through boot camp"..."Oh my bad kid, and the answer to that is no. However I am not laughing at you." Only have two kids in class right now...
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