Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2016 10:59:18 GMT -6
Well here comes the moment you have all been waiting for.
THE CCA.
So for some, this will pi$$ you off and make you reach for your box of kleenex, and for others, I hope you enjoy the thoughts of the entity we call Bullrush99. Since I've gotten into admin, I'll be quite honest, I've lost touch with some of my contacts for everyone, but, I've reached deep into the depths of the profession we call coaching and was able to successfully dig stuff up on a lot of representatives of this fine list. What brightens my day each and every day I log in and post is reading your thoughts on who you think is behind my entity and reading your theories and hypotheses! And, quite frankly, NO ONE has even been close to who this is or even how this works! Which makes it even better. So without further ado, here is your CCA rankings:
1. The one and only FIGHTING LEBOWSKI'S!!!!!
Whether it be the "flawless gameplans" or the "hog football chat" you my find have found a way to make it to the top of this list YET AGAIN. As one of my associates have recently discovered you have posted on facebook griping, complaining, crying, or whining, more than everyone's wife/sister/or mother, on this board COMBINED. For everyone's sake we ask that you please give it a rest. You are like a woman stuck in a very chunky man's body. Now, let's get to the football side of things, for once and for all it is not the PLAYER'S fault for you lack of success! How many coaching changes will it take for you to realize this? For example, this year, scoring 15.4 points a game and giving up 45 a game. WOW! Beyond CCA worthy. There is a reason you only have 12 kids standing on your sideline Friday nights. Put down the chili dog and watch some more film or figure out the correct way to block a scheme before you post the wrong way to block it to the whole world on your hogtalk. I feel embarrassed for you sometimes man, I'm trying to help you. But hey it did earn you a trip to the super bowl i hear! So there's one positive. I know it sounds like I'm picking on you, but I'm really genuinely trying to help. I will leave you with this, PLEASE for all the love that is holy, do NOT ever again as an OL coach, hogtalk host, facebook genius, ever again yell from the sidelines, BLOCK SOMEBODY! You sound absolutely ridiculous. Remember this one quote from the great Mike Leach, "you are either coaching it, or allowing it to happen."
2. The fighting TOBC's!!!!!
Here we go again! I guess in 2 year's time we haven't figured out that we need to work at least some on the weekends to be able to be successful in HS football. As DC of the fighting TOBC's you gave up an astounding 503 points in 10 games. That's over 50 ppg for you math majors out there, with the offense scoring just under 16 ppg against other team's JV squads. So, while i see one improvement with you as compared to Lebowski, is at least you don't publicly blame your players for the lack of success for the program. But even though you have improved as a person the numbers alone is what has you at 2 on my list.
3. OKIE
Talk about a guy who needs to buy a lottery ticket. He gets fired from a job for lack of production, (you can't tell me that's not true because look what the current coach has done since), and lands in one of the best HS programs in the country. Even though since being moved up to the varsity to be an assistant's assistant TE coach, the underachievement of the most talented team in the state is mind boggling. Hey keep airing the ball out against good teams! It seems to be working. You don't need the best RB in the region to do anything for you. Now, let's talk about your appearance, one of my associates said he ran into you about 2 weeks ago and said you had a white goatee that ran down to the middle of your chest? Please tell me this isn't true. If it is, remember that you are a role model for your 4th team TE's, clean yourself up, be clean cut and represent your program with class.
4. Dip
What can i say? Finally a couple good years in a row at a school no one has ever heard of. When you give dip a golf cart to drive around campus and tell him to stay away at practice it's amazing how much the success meter will rise. What's amazing to me is that one of my reps told me how much more the office over there has been clean since his absence, and also the smell! Total turn around. Now, go vote for Killary, crawl into a dark hole full of democrats, and let us stay out here and work for a living so you can lay around for free and smoke your cigars.
Gotta go for now boys, this is just part 1, part 2 will come soon. ENJOY
THE CCA.
So for some, this will pi$$ you off and make you reach for your box of kleenex, and for others, I hope you enjoy the thoughts of the entity we call Bullrush99. Since I've gotten into admin, I'll be quite honest, I've lost touch with some of my contacts for everyone, but, I've reached deep into the depths of the profession we call coaching and was able to successfully dig stuff up on a lot of representatives of this fine list. What brightens my day each and every day I log in and post is reading your thoughts on who you think is behind my entity and reading your theories and hypotheses! And, quite frankly, NO ONE has even been close to who this is or even how this works! Which makes it even better. So without further ado, here is your CCA rankings:
1. The one and only FIGHTING LEBOWSKI'S!!!!!
Whether it be the "flawless gameplans" or the "hog football chat" you my find have found a way to make it to the top of this list YET AGAIN. As one of my associates have recently discovered you have posted on facebook griping, complaining, crying, or whining, more than everyone's wife/sister/or mother, on this board COMBINED. For everyone's sake we ask that you please give it a rest. You are like a woman stuck in a very chunky man's body. Now, let's get to the football side of things, for once and for all it is not the PLAYER'S fault for you lack of success! How many coaching changes will it take for you to realize this? For example, this year, scoring 15.4 points a game and giving up 45 a game. WOW! Beyond CCA worthy. There is a reason you only have 12 kids standing on your sideline Friday nights. Put down the chili dog and watch some more film or figure out the correct way to block a scheme before you post the wrong way to block it to the whole world on your hogtalk. I feel embarrassed for you sometimes man, I'm trying to help you. But hey it did earn you a trip to the super bowl i hear! So there's one positive. I know it sounds like I'm picking on you, but I'm really genuinely trying to help. I will leave you with this, PLEASE for all the love that is holy, do NOT ever again as an OL coach, hogtalk host, facebook genius, ever again yell from the sidelines, BLOCK SOMEBODY! You sound absolutely ridiculous. Remember this one quote from the great Mike Leach, "you are either coaching it, or allowing it to happen."
2. The fighting TOBC's!!!!!
Here we go again! I guess in 2 year's time we haven't figured out that we need to work at least some on the weekends to be able to be successful in HS football. As DC of the fighting TOBC's you gave up an astounding 503 points in 10 games. That's over 50 ppg for you math majors out there, with the offense scoring just under 16 ppg against other team's JV squads. So, while i see one improvement with you as compared to Lebowski, is at least you don't publicly blame your players for the lack of success for the program. But even though you have improved as a person the numbers alone is what has you at 2 on my list.
3. OKIE
Talk about a guy who needs to buy a lottery ticket. He gets fired from a job for lack of production, (you can't tell me that's not true because look what the current coach has done since), and lands in one of the best HS programs in the country. Even though since being moved up to the varsity to be an assistant's assistant TE coach, the underachievement of the most talented team in the state is mind boggling. Hey keep airing the ball out against good teams! It seems to be working. You don't need the best RB in the region to do anything for you. Now, let's talk about your appearance, one of my associates said he ran into you about 2 weeks ago and said you had a white goatee that ran down to the middle of your chest? Please tell me this isn't true. If it is, remember that you are a role model for your 4th team TE's, clean yourself up, be clean cut and represent your program with class.
4. Dip
What can i say? Finally a couple good years in a row at a school no one has ever heard of. When you give dip a golf cart to drive around campus and tell him to stay away at practice it's amazing how much the success meter will rise. What's amazing to me is that one of my reps told me how much more the office over there has been clean since his absence, and also the smell! Total turn around. Now, go vote for Killary, crawl into a dark hole full of democrats, and let us stay out here and work for a living so you can lay around for free and smoke your cigars.
Gotta go for now boys, this is just part 1, part 2 will come soon. ENJOY