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Post by xdipster on Nov 18, 2016 13:21:22 GMT -6
circle up and pray at midfield before tape and first wave go out. All coaches must shake hands before and after the game. Assistant OC has to give me a piece of blue gum.
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Post by Burnet44 on Nov 18, 2016 13:24:12 GMT -6
raw meat puts hair on your chest another meat judge with techitch touch end zone pylon on our side dont step on lines shake everyones hand during stretch in warm up wave to momma and the girls in stands
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Post by mrwig on Nov 18, 2016 13:28:58 GMT -6
i slap a kid during 4th period, poke a bear with my left finger, eat some jack-in-the-box, fight a clown or 2, touch a single blade of real grass, jump 3 times, kill a goldfish, cropdust an english teacher, get my homeboy bill to yell at somebody, eat and watch film with oline, make a clay pot....
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Post by Okie on Nov 18, 2016 13:30:40 GMT -6
raw meat puts hair on your chest another meat judge with techitch touch end zone pylon on our side dont step on lines shake everyones hand during stretch in warm up wave to momma and the girls in stands
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Post by Burnet44 on Nov 18, 2016 13:31:07 GMT -6
crop dust is the key to wins
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Post by Hitch on Nov 18, 2016 13:32:26 GMT -6
i slap a kid during 4th period, poke a bear with my left finger, eat some jack-in-the-box, fight a clown or 2, touch a single blade of real grass, jump 3 times, kill a goldfish, cropdust an english teacher, get my homeboy bill to yell at somebody, eat and watch film with oline, make a clay pot.... Majority of this is true. I've coached with him.
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Post by mrwig on Nov 18, 2016 13:34:54 GMT -6
we touch a sign that says free wifi, we dance to boys in tha hood, we bite the heads off of bats, we march down our local ho chi minh trail to get pink wristbands, we storm the beaches at snowcone hut, then we play tic-tac-toe.......
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Post by Hitch on Nov 18, 2016 13:39:43 GMT -6
another meat judge with techitch touch end zone pylon on our side dont step on lines shake everyones hand during stretch in warm up wave to momma and the girls in stands RED X
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Post by HAZAA on Nov 19, 2016 9:57:14 GMT -6
Kids go lights out 20 minutes before first group. Personally I have an energy drink at noon, another at 530, and a 5hr at 720. Might have to change that up tho.
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Post by Burnet44 on Nov 19, 2016 17:31:06 GMT -6
heart attack in a can
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Post by duels23 on Nov 20, 2016 16:10:17 GMT -6
at the private i was at before we moved up to yankee-ville, our kids get really quiet and listend to stained's cover of "simple man". that was when we were good. not sure what they did the last couple years when we sucked and i wasn't coaching on friday nights.
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Post by Lebowski on Nov 22, 2016 8:19:19 GMT -6
no
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2016 10:33:43 GMT -6
Chalk talk after they get dressed. Chalk talking with Lebow before a game (mistake #1) Eating your body weight in pizza and wings 24 hours before the game, and being proud of it, while naming it "hogtrough" (mistake 2, 3, & 4) Really beginning to figure out why you get beat by 60 every game and only have about a dozen kids left on your team by the end of the year.
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Post by Hitch on Nov 22, 2016 10:41:05 GMT -6
SHOTS FIRED!!!!!
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Post by Hitch on Nov 22, 2016 10:48:09 GMT -6
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Post by Hitch on Nov 22, 2016 10:49:00 GMT -6
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Post by Lebowski on Nov 22, 2016 10:49:21 GMT -6
Chalk talk after they get dressed. Chalk talking with Lebow before a game (mistake #1) Eating your body weight in pizza and wings 24 hours before the game, and being proud of it, while naming it "hogtrough" (mistake 2, 3, & 4) Really beginning to figure out why you get beat by 60 every game and only have about a dozen kids left on your team by the end of the year. Jesus Hands, You really need to stop. This is getting a little Ghey
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Post by Hands11 on Nov 22, 2016 10:49:58 GMT -6
What??
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Post by Hands11 on Nov 22, 2016 10:51:13 GMT -6
PAGE TURN!!!! KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you are asking me to quit turning pages then I say well definitely no!!! If you STILL think I'm bullrush, then you are dumber than bullrush makes you out to be!!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2016 10:53:34 GMT -6
Hands11 his dumbness is undetectable by any human standard. Him still believing I am a morph after what about 5 years does prove my point so let's just sit back point our finger and laugh. HA!
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