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Post by Lebowski on May 10, 2017 12:08:18 GMT -6
Chicken, Wig, and Burnet
IMPLODED ASN! Just like Three Mile Island....
Too bad we don't have the transcript of that epic day
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Post by Hitch on May 10, 2017 12:11:43 GMT -6
No shat! To the day?? LMAO!
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Post by xdipster on May 10, 2017 12:13:29 GMT -6
Awesome
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Post by mrwig on May 10, 2017 12:14:39 GMT -6
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Post by fbs on May 10, 2017 12:46:56 GMT -6
remember it like it was yesterday.... what a great morning that was.
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2017 13:40:22 GMT -6
More or less went down like this: Abby - Hey guys, I'm tired of having to call school districts and keep this site unblocked. With my roller derby schedule and trying to continue to grow as a gourmet chef it's just a lot on my plate. Carnage - And don't forget we are going sailing to save the whales. Abby - Yes, of course. Global warming is no joke people. It's kind of like the TOS that you all continue to break. Chikin23 - So can we start a new site since ya'll are closing this one down? Abby - Sure, of course. Chikin23 - And can we advertise the new site on the current site so we don't lose any members along the way? Abby - Sure, of course. **Chikin23 busies himself with creating a site. Stud generously donates $100 to get things started. Chikin23 dutifully follows all of the rules set forth by Abby and posts links to the new site on ASN. All is well.... Abby - Hey guys, we are getting a lot less traffic on ASN. Also, I noticed the new site is using the ASN acronym. Paragraph 34 of the TOS clearly states that ASN is trademarked and improper use of it will result in a lawsuit. Plus I don't want to confuse the school districts as to which ASN is the real ASN and which ASN is the trademarked infringed ASN so let's just stay away from using the name ASN on the new site not named ASN. Chikin23 - Sure, whatever you say. **Wig gets banned from theoldcoach website for posting the new link 100+ times and taking up the entire first page of topics. Traffic continues to slow on ASN. Chikin23 - Hey guys, here's a pic of Elmo doing something silly. Also, I've got the link to the new site posted. Shoutout to stud for the $100 donation. **BAM, chikin23 is banned for life from ASN. Meanwhile, on the new and improved site... Wig - What happened to chikin23? Fatboyslim - He posted a sweet Elmo pic and got the hammer dropped on him. TCB - You guys seen anybody named Bobo over here? No? Cool, I'll stay. Chikin23 - I got slammed for no reason. I wish I could post one more time and blow that sumbeach outta the water for good. Wig - Post it here, I'll copy and paste right after I tell one more story about Hitch face planting on a soccer ball! **Chikin23 goes on to write a glorious tale that dams the demons known as Abby and Carnage to the 7th circle of h3ll! Wig posts the story. The views are numbering, the crowd can only hold their breath. All of a sudden, it's gone! Like that! Frantically the users press refresh on their keyboards but alas, it's over. Abby and Carnage took their ball, hopped into their mini cooper holding a to go order of Jambon-beurre with a side of Baba au rhum and Fougasse drizzled with Baeckeoffe and a scrumptious dessert of Croquembouche as they ride off into the sunset. ASN, the once glorious hub that held the great state of Texas, Oklahoma, and New Mexico together with such coaches as minime, Charliedog, Willie Wonka, Rambo John J, the piper, and many, many others.....is gone.
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Post by Hitch on May 10, 2017 17:35:08 GMT -6
97.5897% factual. I wasn't coaching soccer yet........h3ll, I hadn't gone to the oil patch yet.......and I never faceplanted. Athletically fell, yes!
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Post by mrwig on May 10, 2017 20:48:46 GMT -6
97.5897% factual. I wasn't coaching soccer yet........h3ll, I hadn't gone to the oil patch yet.......and I never faceplanted. Athletically fell, yes! You need to repent for your lies!!!!!
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Post by tcb on May 11, 2017 5:47:25 GMT -6
hahaha...greatness
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Post by fbs on May 11, 2017 6:13:02 GMT -6
that's pretty close to how I remember it... well done. the copy and paste post was one of the funniest things I've ever read. It was ridiculous how sensitive they were.
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2017 6:53:04 GMT -6
if stud had not donated that initial $100 none of these page turns would be possible....so technically they all belong to stud... I agree. Big shout out to stud for getting things started.
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2017 6:55:00 GMT -6
that's pretty close to how I remember it... well done. the copy and paste post was one of the funniest things I've ever read. It was ridiculous how sensitive they were. I wish I still had the copy and paste bomb. And yes, they were overly sensitive.
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2017 7:08:40 GMT -6
Went through some old files...stumbled across the outline of the copy and paste bomb. I. Introduction a - Lunacy of the TOS b - Captain Jack Sparrow is the only pirate worth mentioning c - Your food sucks II. Body Paragraph 1 a - Give a big middle finger to the establishment III. Body Paragraph 2 a - Litter some choice words, mostly that contain an "f" and an "uck" along with the possibly of ending with "stick" "it" "er" "ly" and/or "ish" IV. Body Paragraph 3 a - Throw out that real men don't drive mini coopers and that the TOS su-diddily-ucks. Prove this point by violating all parts of the TOS. V - Conclusion a - Thank your audience And finally, post this picture:
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Post by fbs on May 11, 2017 7:08:47 GMT -6
and some of these dbs were trying to defend them.
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2017 7:09:32 GMT -6
Ol' boy burnet would go cry like a beeyotch when we would get on his @$$ about something. Got mini-banned a few times for doing that.
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Post by fbs on May 11, 2017 7:09:44 GMT -6
Went through some old files...stumbled across the outline of the copy and paste bomb. I. Introduction a - Lunacy of the TOS b - Captain Jack Sparrow is the only pirate worth mentioning c - Your food sucks II. Body Paragraph 1 a - Give a big middle finger to the establishment III. Body Paragraph 2 a - Litter some choice words, mostly that contain an "f" and an "uck" along with the possibly of ending with "stick" "it" "er" "ly" and/or "ish" IV. Body Paragraph 3 a - Throw out that real men don't drive mini coopers and that the TOS su-diddily-ucks. Prove this point by violating all parts of the TOS. V - Conclusion a - Thank your audience And finally, post this picture: yep... that's about how I remember it....
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Post by fbs on May 11, 2017 7:10:19 GMT -6
Ol' boy burnet would go cry like a beeyotch when we would get on his @$$ about something. Got mini-banned a few times for doing that. nobody to cry to now...
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Post by fbs on May 11, 2017 7:34:02 GMT -6
stud it was legendary.
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Post by fbs on May 11, 2017 7:34:35 GMT -6
then piper and some of those other cheesenuts wouldn't partake in this page because they were butt hurt.
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Post by Lebowski on May 11, 2017 8:03:00 GMT -6
Chicken, Wig, and Burnet IMPLODED ASN! Just like Three Mile Island.... Too bad we don't have the transcript of that epic day 2nd best post ever....how do you remember? I had to renew the hssportsnetwork.net domain yesterday. May 10th 2013. at 2:37pm
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