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Post by darthappy on Dec 10, 2015 12:40:18 GMT -6
I'm here all you studs..... Hitch is the man....is t already time for some humor
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Post by xdipster on Dec 10, 2015 12:42:26 GMT -6
WOOT WOOT
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Post by Hitch on Dec 10, 2015 13:00:13 GMT -6
OH h3ll YEAH!!!! DARTICUS MAXIMUS!!!! MY BROTHA FROM ANOTHA MUTHA!!!!
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Post by darthappy on Dec 10, 2015 13:14:01 GMT -6
It's been a while menz....hopefully I can bring a joke or two...
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Post by xdipster on Dec 10, 2015 13:17:15 GMT -6
You're a daisy if you do.
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Post by Hitch on Dec 10, 2015 13:20:23 GMT -6
You always bring the humor, my friend!!!!
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Post by xdipster on Dec 10, 2015 13:21:19 GMT -6
Not even trying. Its a gift.
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Post by darthappy on Dec 10, 2015 13:21:24 GMT -6
Golf Humor
A man and wife were playing in their club's annual "Guys and Dolls" tournament. The man was not happy about having to play, but his wife had insisted.
On the 12th tee, his patience had reached its limit. While his wife wasted time on the ladies tee, he decided to go ahead and hit his drive from the men's. Unfortunately, he misjudged his shot and his ball hit his wife in the back of the head, killing her instantly!
At the hospital the doctor came to talk to the husband. "Mr. Davies, we found a golf ball lodged 3 inches into your wife's brain, which was the cause of death. But, we have found something else that really puzzles us."
"What is it?" asked Mr. Davies.
"Well," said the doctor, "we also found a golf ball lodged 6 inches into her butt."
The husband dismissed the doctor with a wave of his hand "Oh, that was just my Mulligan."
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Post by xdipster on Dec 10, 2015 13:22:33 GMT -6
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahaha. 2 of my favs in a joke. Golf humor, and kill my wife humor.
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Post by Hitch on Dec 10, 2015 13:30:59 GMT -6
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Post by darthappy on Dec 10, 2015 14:12:58 GMT -6
On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride, "I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned that it might affect our relationship.
"What is it?" his new bride asked lovingly.
"I'm a golf fanatic," he said. "I think about golf constantly. I'll be out on the golf course every weekend, every holiday, and every chance I get. If it comes to a choice between your wishes and golf, golf will always win."
His new bride pondered this for a moment and said, "I thank you for your honesty. Now in the same spirit of honesty, I should tell you that I've concealed something about my own past that you should know about. The truth is, "I'm a hooker."
"No problem," said her husband, "just widen your stance a little, and overlap your grip, and that should clear it right up."
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Post by Hitch on Dec 10, 2015 14:15:45 GMT -6
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Post by Hands11 on Dec 11, 2015 8:33:33 GMT -6
OH h3ll YEAH!!!! DARTICUS MAXIMUS!!!! MY BROTHA FROM ANOTHA MUTHA!!!! Guess i missed the suck off session in this thread yesterday. Someone told me Lebow didn't and he only last 15 seconds! HAAHHAHAHA!!!!!! |
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Post by TOBC on Dec 11, 2015 8:41:56 GMT -6
On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride, "I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned that it might affect our relationship. "What is it?" his new bride asked lovingly. "I'm a golf fanatic," he said. "I think about golf constantly. I'll be out on the golf course every weekend, every holiday, and every chance I get. If it comes to a choice between your wishes and golf, golf will always win." His new bride pondered this for a moment and said, "I thank you for your honesty. Now in the same spirit of honesty, I should tell you that I've concealed something about my own past that you should know about. The truth is, "I'm a hooker." "No problem," said her husband, "just widen your stance a little, and overlap your grip, and that should clear it right up." LOL! |
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Post by Hitch on Dec 11, 2015 9:11:12 GMT -6
Gonna try my hand at this..........
A husband reluctantly agreed to play in the couples' alternate shot tournament at his club.
He teed off on the first hole, a par four, and blistered a drive 300 yards down the middle of the fairway.
Upon reaching the ball, the husband said to his wife, "Just hit it toward the green, anywhere around there will be fine."
The wife proceeded to shank the ball deep into the woods.
Undaunted, the husband said, "That's OK, Sweetheart" and spent the full five minutes looking for the ball. He found it just in time, but in a horrible position. He played the shot of his life to get the ball within two feet of the hole. He told his wife to knock the ball in.
His wife then proceeded to take her putter out and knock the ball off the green and into a bunker.
Still maintaining composure, the husband summoned all of his skill and holed the shot from the bunker.
He took the ball out of the hole and while walking off the green, put his arm around his wife and calmly said, "Honey, that was a bogey five and that's OK, but I think we can do better on the next hole."
To which she replied, "Listen arsehole, don't beeotch at me, only 2 of those 5 shots were mine."
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Post by fbs on Dec 11, 2015 9:39:25 GMT -6
budumpshhhh....
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Post by TOBC on Dec 11, 2015 9:40:15 GMT -6
she's a little snotty.
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Post by fbs on Dec 11, 2015 9:45:00 GMT -6
might be time to backhand that one.
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Post by darthappy on Dec 11, 2015 9:57:36 GMT -6
greatness Hitch.....LMAO.....
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great, I would recommend it very highly.'
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?
You know, he one that's red and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'
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Post by TOBC on Dec 11, 2015 10:09:27 GMT -6
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