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Post by Hitch on Dec 11, 2015 10:40:26 GMT -6
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Post by darthappy on Dec 11, 2015 13:05:45 GMT -6
A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you ?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sex ?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out ?" "We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied. "She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50....and I get $43 back from Medicare.
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Post by Hitch on Dec 11, 2015 13:09:41 GMT -6
OH h3ll!!!! LMAO!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Post by darthappy on Dec 11, 2015 13:26:05 GMT -6
A female doctor was playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. She teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a doctor and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow."
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him, "How does that feel?"
To which he replied, "Lady that was amazing, but my thumb still hurts like h3ll."
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Post by Hitch on Dec 11, 2015 13:29:02 GMT -6
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Post by duels23 on Dec 11, 2015 14:00:39 GMT -6
A female doctor was playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. She teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a doctor and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow." "Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch. But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him, "How does that feel?" To which he replied, "Lady that was amazing, but my thumb still hurts like h3ll." bwahahahahahahaha!
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Post by xdipster on Dec 14, 2015 12:55:42 GMT -6
A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you ?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sex ?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out ?" "We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied. "She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50....and I get $43 back from Medicare. Awesome
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Post by TOBC on Dec 14, 2015 12:59:29 GMT -6
A female doctor was playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. She teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a doctor and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow." "Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch. But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him, "How does that feel?" To which he replied, "Lady that was amazing, but my thumb still hurts like h3ll." baaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!
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Post by Hands11 on Dec 15, 2015 8:26:45 GMT -6
A female doctor was playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. She teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a doctor and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow." "Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch. But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him, "How does that feel?" To which he replied, "Lady that was amazing, but my thumb still hurts like h3ll." BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2015 8:28:07 GMT -6
Solid jokes.
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Post by Hitch on Dec 17, 2015 12:14:38 GMT -6
Where is DART???
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Post by tonymontana on Dec 17, 2015 14:16:53 GMT -6
A female doctor was playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. She teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a doctor and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow." "Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch. But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him, "How does that feel?" To which he replied, "Lady that was amazing, but my thumb still hurts like h3ll."
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