story Time WITH WIG: Halloween EDITION THE YEAR 1988
Nov 3, 2017 12:06:06 GMT -6
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Post by mrwig on Nov 3, 2017 12:06:06 GMT -6
soooooooooooooooooo the year was 1988,
little wig had just got home from school and was pumped up about going trick or treating....well wig had gotten in trouble the day before for hitting a kid with a jumprope after he stopped his record breaking jumps for jump for heart (yall remember that sh1t?)....anyway, bbqguy1 gets home after practice...wig ask him when we're going trick or treat...he looked at me with an angry smile and says give me a minute....so i'm getting ready by practicing my styles of GIVE ME YOUR CANDY speech....as this is going on bbqguy(wig's dad) is in the kitchen making a bunch of noise...10 minutes pass and bbqguy1 yells "lets go!"....so i start walking out the door and he cuts me off...tells me "h3ll no your treats are down the hall"...huh?... so I walk down the hallway looking at the ground...i said there is nothing here...he tells me to knock on the doors to the rooms and say trick or treat...so i do the first door and he opens the door up and putts a half eaten sandwich in my bucket...he pushed me to the next door and I do the same thing and he drops a can of pork & beans in my bucket...this goes on for three more doors....after this he stood there holding a belt and made me eat a half eaten sandwich, a cold can of pork & beans, unwrapped butter scotch, stale bread and raw broccoli....after eating all that he still busted my arse and in the middle of it threw the beans up on his shoe....well that got me another arse whooping while he yelled out "DON'T YOU THROW UP AGAIN!!!" nothing like getting your arse beat with a belt and holding throw up in your mouth...
100% TRUE...
little wig had just got home from school and was pumped up about going trick or treating....well wig had gotten in trouble the day before for hitting a kid with a jumprope after he stopped his record breaking jumps for jump for heart (yall remember that sh1t?)....anyway, bbqguy1 gets home after practice...wig ask him when we're going trick or treat...he looked at me with an angry smile and says give me a minute....so i'm getting ready by practicing my styles of GIVE ME YOUR CANDY speech....as this is going on bbqguy(wig's dad) is in the kitchen making a bunch of noise...10 minutes pass and bbqguy1 yells "lets go!"....so i start walking out the door and he cuts me off...tells me "h3ll no your treats are down the hall"...huh?... so I walk down the hallway looking at the ground...i said there is nothing here...he tells me to knock on the doors to the rooms and say trick or treat...so i do the first door and he opens the door up and putts a half eaten sandwich in my bucket...he pushed me to the next door and I do the same thing and he drops a can of pork & beans in my bucket...this goes on for three more doors....after this he stood there holding a belt and made me eat a half eaten sandwich, a cold can of pork & beans, unwrapped butter scotch, stale bread and raw broccoli....after eating all that he still busted my arse and in the middle of it threw the beans up on his shoe....well that got me another arse whooping while he yelled out "DON'T YOU THROW UP AGAIN!!!" nothing like getting your arse beat with a belt and holding throw up in your mouth...
100% TRUE...
