Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2017 11:31:57 GMT -6
#5
Skinny51- From what I'm told he doesn't come around much anymore. But, it is nice to know that he is very consistent in his coaching career and for that we applaud you kind sir. It takes a special person to get on here and actually ask people why you can't win football games and what else can you do.
Bull Quick Facts:
The fighting Skinny's have scored a whopping 107 points this year while giving up an astounding 354, all while losing every game.
Bull's Advice Corner:
1). Fire your offensive AND defensive coordinators and start all over. The 2 you have calling it right now can't do it.(And don't blame this on the players either, or lack thereof) If you call one side then don't do it anymore because you can't. What do you have to lose? You're already losing everything anyways.
2). Change EVERYTHING you do in the off season. Procedures, lifts, discipline, etc... what you are doing now and have been doing DOES NOT WORK.
3). FIND ANOTHER JOB. You are not going to win there. You have tried. And tried. And tried. Why be miserable taking arse whooping after arse whooping? h3ll it's your own dam fault for staying. If I were you I would re-evaluate my philosophies, go be an asst. somewhere until you get it figured out.
#4
OKIE- Still riding the coattails of a nationally ranked program. I guess being the asst to the asst TE's coach is easy to swallow when you win every game by 40. I will just be real with this, if guys ever lose a game or ever even come close to losing a game with the roster you have, every one of you should be fired on the spot. I saw you guys on ESPN and no one should EVER come close.
Bull Quick Facts:
The fighting OKIE's will walk all the way through the title game with an avg win margin of 28 pts. (Although it should be WAY more than that)
Bull's Advice Corner
Okie, get rid of the little come F*&$ me beard you have. It looks ridiculous. EVERYONE that sees you makes fun of it.
#3
Hitch- Mr. Know it All (at least he knows more than Lebow). This guy cannot get over the fact that he is NOT the best QB coach on his staff, nor is he the best track coach in the building. BUt, does make for a huge argument on who is the best when it comes to the game of soccer.
Bull Quick Facts:
The fighting Hitch's are having a great season. The wide receivers are having a great year even though they run the WING T. So Hitch, keep making them do ball catch drills in practice to kill time. It's working.
Bull's advice Corner
Stay with coaching WR's you are better at it than you are coaching QB's despite what you think. The CCA has learned this so it has become fact.
Remember one thing, if you get caught smoking meat once, you are a meat smoker for life.
#2
TOBC- The fighting TOBC's have managed to stay awful through all of the HC changes over the past 4 or 5 years. BUt, one thing that has stayed a constant (well besides all the L's) is the stellar defensive play, and the uncanny ability to catch fish on the weekends during football season.
Bull Quick Facts:
The fighting TOBC's have remained consistent throughout the year on both sides of the ball, which is a direct reflection on how they practice everyday. Offensively speaking the TOBC's have managed to score 133 points in 10 games! AWESOME JOB GUYS. Also, defensively speaking they have given up an astronomical 481 points this season. This calls for a DRINK.
Bull's Advice:
Whatever is keeping you at that place better be worth it's weight in gold. If you continue to stay another year, your little paragraph written in the CCA will continue to double in size over the next year. Flipping burgers at Hardee's is better than where you are. I know you like it there because there's no pressure to win, and you can go out now and just expect it, but man if you have any competitive spirit left, run like the wind!
#1
LEBOWSKI- (did ya'll expect anything else)
So many places we can go with this one. King of the TOTW, king of the douche bag facebook live video, king of the lunch room, king of the lunch ladies, king of lies, king of the hogshatchat, and Queen of his brother in law.
Year after year, and still, we have the same#1. As many of you are sitting there you completely understand why he is our CCA #1. For those who may not know, just stay with me. For years, we have listened to lies, pretending he knows football only to be called out, then vanishes. Pretending to know about cooking when in fact he does NOT. Then, lying to everyone about going to the super bowl. He even went as far as cropping he and his wife into pictures of where the super bowl was played, C'mon man.
Secondly, the CCA. Everytime an update comes out, Mr. Lebow gets the most butt hurt. Everytime the CCA comes out we see an influx of morphs sent out from the insides of Lebow's propane tank meat smoker to attack me. Everytime the CCA comes out, the Bull is accused of being someone else, mostly Hands, but in the past, I've been Hitch, Stud, CHikin, white panther, and Wig, to name a few. Everytime the CCA comes out, Lebow lashes out at me and changes my profile pic. Really? C'mon man. Everytime the CCA comes out the stock in "Kleenex" skyrockets in Central Oklahoma.
Lastly, to blatantly admit that your brother in law is the king of your own household is absolutely absurd. For you to allow that to happen lands you at #1 on this list for the rest of your natural born life. The free meals, free foot rubs, shirtless nights, video game records, sexcapades in you and your wife's bed, ice cream, $58 pizza, ball sweat on your couch, and fermunda cheese on your bathroom towels was all taken for free, he knew! He walked out of there on Nov. 1st a month richer than you, and when you turned your back shot you the middle finger and said thanks for all the free sh!t b!tch! ANd you bent over and took and never did a thing.
Bull Quick Facts:
- Lebow was recently promoted to DC this football season. Improvements were made. He was there everyday. Statistically it may be another story as the fighting Lebow D gave up an unprecedented and school record 502 points this season. Statisticians from that area of the state inform the CCA(so now it is fact) that because of continuous clock rules this number was skewed a bit as it could've been WAAAAY higher! Keep up the good work Lebow. Keep pretending you know it all concerning football on all your social media outlets. Kinda funny that the other team doesn't care about your #hogshatchat, or FB live videos, when the ball is kicked off on Friday's huh.
Bull's Advice:
- GET THE h3ll OUT OF THAT PLACE,,,,,NOW. If you are a great coach no one will ever know at that dump you are in. But, you continually stay, year after year, so really I don't feel a bit dam sorry for you. And don't tell me you are staying because of the kids or wanting to change culture, or for the $. As that is all BS. Every place you will work will have something in the culture that can be changed, $$, and good kids. The longer you stay, makes me think that you have became comfortable and content with the situation and there's no pressure to win at all so you know there's no pressure, or, you are hiding. We shall see.
There's your CCA. Get out the Kleenex and let's begin. This is Bullrush signing off.
Skinny51- From what I'm told he doesn't come around much anymore. But, it is nice to know that he is very consistent in his coaching career and for that we applaud you kind sir. It takes a special person to get on here and actually ask people why you can't win football games and what else can you do.
Bull Quick Facts:
The fighting Skinny's have scored a whopping 107 points this year while giving up an astounding 354, all while losing every game.
Bull's Advice Corner:
1). Fire your offensive AND defensive coordinators and start all over. The 2 you have calling it right now can't do it.(And don't blame this on the players either, or lack thereof) If you call one side then don't do it anymore because you can't. What do you have to lose? You're already losing everything anyways.
2). Change EVERYTHING you do in the off season. Procedures, lifts, discipline, etc... what you are doing now and have been doing DOES NOT WORK.
3). FIND ANOTHER JOB. You are not going to win there. You have tried. And tried. And tried. Why be miserable taking arse whooping after arse whooping? h3ll it's your own dam fault for staying. If I were you I would re-evaluate my philosophies, go be an asst. somewhere until you get it figured out.
#4
OKIE- Still riding the coattails of a nationally ranked program. I guess being the asst to the asst TE's coach is easy to swallow when you win every game by 40. I will just be real with this, if guys ever lose a game or ever even come close to losing a game with the roster you have, every one of you should be fired on the spot. I saw you guys on ESPN and no one should EVER come close.
Bull Quick Facts:
The fighting OKIE's will walk all the way through the title game with an avg win margin of 28 pts. (Although it should be WAY more than that)
Bull's Advice Corner
Okie, get rid of the little come F*&$ me beard you have. It looks ridiculous. EVERYONE that sees you makes fun of it.
#3
Hitch- Mr. Know it All (at least he knows more than Lebow). This guy cannot get over the fact that he is NOT the best QB coach on his staff, nor is he the best track coach in the building. BUt, does make for a huge argument on who is the best when it comes to the game of soccer.
Bull Quick Facts:
The fighting Hitch's are having a great season. The wide receivers are having a great year even though they run the WING T. So Hitch, keep making them do ball catch drills in practice to kill time. It's working.
Bull's advice Corner
Stay with coaching WR's you are better at it than you are coaching QB's despite what you think. The CCA has learned this so it has become fact.
Remember one thing, if you get caught smoking meat once, you are a meat smoker for life.
#2
TOBC- The fighting TOBC's have managed to stay awful through all of the HC changes over the past 4 or 5 years. BUt, one thing that has stayed a constant (well besides all the L's) is the stellar defensive play, and the uncanny ability to catch fish on the weekends during football season.
Bull Quick Facts:
The fighting TOBC's have remained consistent throughout the year on both sides of the ball, which is a direct reflection on how they practice everyday. Offensively speaking the TOBC's have managed to score 133 points in 10 games! AWESOME JOB GUYS. Also, defensively speaking they have given up an astronomical 481 points this season. This calls for a DRINK.
Bull's Advice:
Whatever is keeping you at that place better be worth it's weight in gold. If you continue to stay another year, your little paragraph written in the CCA will continue to double in size over the next year. Flipping burgers at Hardee's is better than where you are. I know you like it there because there's no pressure to win, and you can go out now and just expect it, but man if you have any competitive spirit left, run like the wind!
#1
LEBOWSKI- (did ya'll expect anything else)
So many places we can go with this one. King of the TOTW, king of the douche bag facebook live video, king of the lunch room, king of the lunch ladies, king of lies, king of the hogshatchat, and Queen of his brother in law.
Year after year, and still, we have the same#1. As many of you are sitting there you completely understand why he is our CCA #1. For those who may not know, just stay with me. For years, we have listened to lies, pretending he knows football only to be called out, then vanishes. Pretending to know about cooking when in fact he does NOT. Then, lying to everyone about going to the super bowl. He even went as far as cropping he and his wife into pictures of where the super bowl was played, C'mon man.
Secondly, the CCA. Everytime an update comes out, Mr. Lebow gets the most butt hurt. Everytime the CCA comes out we see an influx of morphs sent out from the insides of Lebow's propane tank meat smoker to attack me. Everytime the CCA comes out, the Bull is accused of being someone else, mostly Hands, but in the past, I've been Hitch, Stud, CHikin, white panther, and Wig, to name a few. Everytime the CCA comes out, Lebow lashes out at me and changes my profile pic. Really? C'mon man. Everytime the CCA comes out the stock in "Kleenex" skyrockets in Central Oklahoma.
Lastly, to blatantly admit that your brother in law is the king of your own household is absolutely absurd. For you to allow that to happen lands you at #1 on this list for the rest of your natural born life. The free meals, free foot rubs, shirtless nights, video game records, sexcapades in you and your wife's bed, ice cream, $58 pizza, ball sweat on your couch, and fermunda cheese on your bathroom towels was all taken for free, he knew! He walked out of there on Nov. 1st a month richer than you, and when you turned your back shot you the middle finger and said thanks for all the free sh!t b!tch! ANd you bent over and took and never did a thing.
Bull Quick Facts:
- Lebow was recently promoted to DC this football season. Improvements were made. He was there everyday. Statistically it may be another story as the fighting Lebow D gave up an unprecedented and school record 502 points this season. Statisticians from that area of the state inform the CCA(so now it is fact) that because of continuous clock rules this number was skewed a bit as it could've been WAAAAY higher! Keep up the good work Lebow. Keep pretending you know it all concerning football on all your social media outlets. Kinda funny that the other team doesn't care about your #hogshatchat, or FB live videos, when the ball is kicked off on Friday's huh.
Bull's Advice:
- GET THE h3ll OUT OF THAT PLACE,,,,,NOW. If you are a great coach no one will ever know at that dump you are in. But, you continually stay, year after year, so really I don't feel a bit dam sorry for you. And don't tell me you are staying because of the kids or wanting to change culture, or for the $. As that is all BS. Every place you will work will have something in the culture that can be changed, $$, and good kids. The longer you stay, makes me think that you have became comfortable and content with the situation and there's no pressure to win at all so you know there's no pressure, or, you are hiding. We shall see.
There's your CCA. Get out the Kleenex and let's begin. This is Bullrush signing off.
