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Post by mrwig on Dec 11, 2017 21:12:00 GMT -6
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,
I was sitting in one of my Co-Teach classes (btw is a complete load of crap at the high school level)...the teacher i'm in with is a fairly over weight lady...well she wears shirts that are juuuuuuuuuust too short for her belly.....so as she is teaching she keeps raising her hands during her explanation of biology things while talking about biology stuff (i don't listen because they hired me to do social studies stuff but instead stuck me in the worst science subject next to botany)....anyway....i got a kid that sleeps all the time because the class is boring as h3ll.....he wakes up and yells "DAAAAAAAAAAAMN ms. belly!!!"......"when did you get shot?"....ms belly says "huh? i've never been shot!"....the student points at her gut and yells "then what the h3ll is that?".....as she pulls down her shirt for the 100th something time in a matter of 25 minutes, she says "thats my belly button"....the student then replies "that goes deep, you sure you weren't shot, cause that looks like a rat whole in my house wall?!?!".......
i shortly exited and just went to my next class........
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Post by Hitch on Dec 12, 2017 6:52:15 GMT -6
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! Rat whole........LMAO!!!!!
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Post by mrwig on Dec 12, 2017 9:03:20 GMT -6
100% true!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Hitch on Dec 12, 2017 9:04:40 GMT -6
72.98% factual.
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Post by texasleaguer on Dec 18, 2017 14:24:52 GMT -6
there's some tasty cheese in the bottom of that rat hole
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Post by Hitch on Dec 20, 2017 15:05:10 GMT -6
Story time with Wig, Family Christmas edition is gonna be a classic!!!!
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