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Post by moxWASmybackup on Dec 15, 2017 10:34:01 GMT -6
So this fat PHUCK walks by my classroom and flips me the bird today. Whilst doing so I noticed the long trail of cookie crumbs from his $hitty beard to his medicine ball gut.
This could only have meant one thing - Cookies in the SS break room.
He may not be able to draw up the best defense to stop the school of the blind AND deaf from eastern Wyoming, but he sure does have a pretty good beacon for junk food.
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Post by texasleaguer on Dec 15, 2017 10:42:37 GMT -6
That's a special gift.
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Post by moxWASmybackup on Dec 15, 2017 10:44:00 GMT -6
Well he doesn't have many. |
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Post by Hoss on Dec 15, 2017 10:45:02 GMT -6
clearly I was doing my job and grading tests so these angels could know their grade before they left...if there happened to be cookies in the work room that was just a bonus
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Post by moxWASmybackup on Dec 15, 2017 10:47:00 GMT -6
So this fat PHUCK walks by my classroom and flips me the bird today. Whilst doing so I noticed the long trail of cookie crumbs from his $hitty beard to his medicine ball gut. This could only have meant one thing - Cookies in the SS break room. He may not be able to draw up the best defense to stop the school of the blind AND deaf from eastern Wyoming, but he sure does have a pretty good beacon for junk food. now this is a good post....make the reader believe you're in south texas and not the panhandle....good post young grasshopper..... Lifes a mystery Stud. Somewhere down 35... |
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Post by Hitch on Dec 15, 2017 10:52:34 GMT -6
the school of the blind AND deaf from eastern Wyoming is closer to us than San Antonio is........
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Post by moxWASmybackup on Dec 15, 2017 12:56:43 GMT -6
Break has officially started, Feliz Navidad is playing over the PA, Hoss is probably balls deep in a bottle of whip cream vodka by now while he finishes grading those finals. HC is heading to the golf course. Will get on every now and then. Have a good break men.
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Post by texasleaguer on Dec 15, 2017 13:32:50 GMT -6
Daym. I'm here until Wednesday
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Post by Okie on Dec 15, 2017 13:34:14 GMT -6
Daym. I'm here until Wednesday me too |
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Post by Hoss on Dec 16, 2017 8:33:39 GMT -6
I got elbow deep in a bottle of jack last night. Seriously don’t know how I woke up at 530 to be in the blind by 6. Kinda pissed because nothing is moving, and I feel a whiskey shat coming on. But my roll of TP is in my jeep back in NB, and I have no clue what my wife did with the roll I keep in the truck tool box. Long story short, I might be going Larry the cable guy the rest of the day with no sleeves.
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Post by Hoss on Dec 16, 2017 8:34:27 GMT -6
dang....mrs stud and the kiddos don't get out til the 22nd..... dont get too jealous. We go beck for inservice on the 2nd |
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Post by Hitch on Dec 18, 2017 7:18:53 GMT -6
I'll be here through Thursday afternoon.
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Post by texasleaguer on Dec 18, 2017 9:20:35 GMT -6
I got elbow deep in a bottle of jack last night. Seriously don’t know how I woke up at 530 to be in the blind by 6. Kinda pissed because nothing is moving, and I feel a whiskey shat coming on. But my roll of TP is in my jeep back in NB, and I have no clue what my wife did with the roll I keep in the truck tool box. Long story short, I might be going Larry the cable guy the rest of the day with no sleeves. You need a portable bidet. Life changer. Think we call that a squirt bottle |
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Post by texasleaguer on Dec 18, 2017 9:22:42 GMT -6
Squirt bottle is a good name. It carries a double meaning.
*pats self on back*
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Post by moxWASmybackup on Jan 3, 2018 14:19:51 GMT -6
So while at PD on the first day back from the break I noticed that the Phat Phuck Hoss was favoring his right hand a bit.. After some prodding and bribing him with some breakfast tacos he finally spilled the beans about what happened... I come to find out that he broke it because he got into a fight with some dude who threw his beer bottle at him because he cut in line at the all you can eat Tamale buffet, at a donkey show down around Tijuana.
Welcome back Hoss!
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Post by Hitch on Jan 3, 2018 14:51:44 GMT -6
Story time with Lance?....
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Post by Hoss on Jan 3, 2018 18:46:49 GMT -6
Partially true, like 74.8 %
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Post by Hoss on Jan 3, 2018 18:56:25 GMT -6
So our head guy wanted to have a meeting yesterday to go over off-season. Good idea since we have new faces on the staff this year, but ole Lance took off early for the day. Needless to say boss man wasn’t happy.
The good news, our head guy finally noticed Lance.
100% true
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Post by Hitch on Jan 4, 2018 6:56:05 GMT -6
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
30%!!!!
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Post by moxWASmybackup on Jan 4, 2018 9:10:31 GMT -6
So our head guy wanted to have a meeting yesterday to go over off-season. Good idea since we have new faces on the staff this year, but ole Lance took off early for the day. Needless to say boss man wasn’t happy. The good news, our head guy finally noticed Lance. 100% true Fake News. He knew my name well before yours. My first year here, not yours. He finally figured out who you were because the supt told him "That ignorant phat a$$ in the booth needs to quit dropping all those F-bombs. He scaring away all my prostitutes, I mean wives." |
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