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Post by bugtruck on Dec 27, 2017 20:16:23 GMT -6
Hey Stud shouldn’t this qualify you as the Tool of The Week winner for the final week of 2017. Since you could have multiple nominations this week with your battery cables car fire black eye and striped drawers.
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Post by Hitch on Dec 28, 2017 13:50:23 GMT -6
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!! 2nd! Duly noted and all that!
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Post by email on Dec 29, 2017 12:47:58 GMT -6
Hey Stud shouldn’t this qualify you as the Tool of The Week winner for the final week of 2017. Since you could have multiple nominations this week with your battery cables car fire black eye and striped drawers. welp, according to roddy, this doesn't qualify since it didn't happen here..... But, you told the story here, so hence you have brought it here for our attention. |
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Post by Hitch on Dec 29, 2017 12:48:32 GMT -6
Total agreeance!!! And DILLY DILLY!
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Post by xdipster on Jan 2, 2018 10:14:55 GMT -6
Can you nominate a guy for saying dilly dilly?
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Post by Burnet44 on Jan 2, 2018 10:29:03 GMT -6
2nd
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Post by Hitch on Jan 2, 2018 12:57:54 GMT -6
Afternoon all!
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Post by Hitch on Jan 2, 2018 12:58:31 GMT -6
its 11 am and i just got in figured you'd like to hear about the day i've had.... stud got to the office at 859 this morning....mrs stud calls about 904 to tell stud that her battery is dead (in her car, not her vibrator).....the guy at wal mart told her last month she needed a new one, but she didn't want to wait the 20 minutes for them to install it (more on this later)..... so stud rushes home and on the way gets hit with a turtle head....so he's clinching his butt cheeks as he pulls out the jumper cables.....of course they're not long enough (story of studs life) so he has to back the jeep into the driveway so that the batteries are closer to one another.....all the while still clinching his butt cheeks together....so stud finally gets the cables connected and rushes inside to poop.....just as stud is opening FLBP in the chive app, mrs stud comes rushing in screaming that the cars are on fire..... stud jumps up, gives it one good wipe and rushes out the door, pants around his ankles.....sure enough the jumper cables are on fire....the water hose is disconnected because its december 26th.....studs throwing shlt around the garage trying to find something....finally finds a bucket and fills it up with water.....throws the water on the fire, but it only puts it partially out.....studs neighbor comes running over with a fire extinguisher and puts the rest of the fire out while stud pulls up his pants....a few neighbors have made their way over at this point to see whats going on.....one of the know it alls gives stud a synopsis of why the cables caught on fire, yadda yadda yadda.....meanwhile studs pants are still unzipped the whole time..... so long story short, had studs wife just replaced the battery last month when the guy told her too, stud would still have a shred of dignity and his jumper cables.... I'm still laughing at this! ^^^^^^^^^^ |
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Post by Hitch on Jan 2, 2018 14:58:30 GMT -6
Good points, both.
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