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Post by TOBC on Dec 14, 2015 12:23:48 GMT -6
There was a bus load of cheerleaders headed home from a game one night. Bus driver falls asleep, bus goes off a bridge. No survivors.
Next thing the cheerleaders know is they are standing at the pearly gates.
St. Peter looks at the first one in line and asks her "have you touched a man's p3nis?" she says "yes sir, i touched one with my finger." Peter tells her, "well, dip your finger in this holy water and you may enter."
Peter looks at the next one in line and asks the same question. she says "yes sir, i stroked one with my hand." He tells her, "dip your hand in this holy water and you may enter."
He's about ready to ask the next girl in line the same question when he says a girl from the back of the line hustling up to to the front. He says "woah, woah, woah......what's your hurry?"
She looks him dead in the eye and says, "sir, i need to gargle that before Mary sticks her a$$ in it!"
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Post by Hitch on Dec 14, 2015 12:34:18 GMT -6
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Post by xdipster on Dec 14, 2015 12:44:24 GMT -6
yup. Solid joke.
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Post by Hands11 on Dec 15, 2015 8:22:04 GMT -6
Heard this one before! Good one
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holy water
Dec 16, 2015 14:17:59 GMT -6
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2015 14:17:59 GMT -6
I'm offended.
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Post by Hitch on Dec 16, 2015 14:38:12 GMT -6
Johnny, your, not you're, name's not Mary is it??.............
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Post by tonymontana on Dec 17, 2015 14:12:07 GMT -6
Johnny, your, not you're, name's not Mary is it??............. Bwhahahahahahahahaha
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