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chili
Dec 14, 2015 12:54:40 GMT -6
Post by TOBC on Dec 14, 2015 12:54:40 GMT -6
There were these 3 ghey couples. All guys. Early in the year one of their husbands died. Had him cremated. Later that year another one's husband died. Had him cremated as well. Towards the end of the year, the last one's husband died and was cremated. The 3 that were left were sitting around one day trying to help the last one figure out what to do with his husband's ashes. The first one who's died early in the year said "you know, Arty loved his boat. He loved going out on the water going fishing, skiing, swimming etc. After he died i took him out on the boat one last time and spread his ashes in the lake where he was happiest." The second one says "yeah, Todd really loved his airplane. He loved everything about flying. After he died, I took him up in the plane and spread his ashes among the clouds where he was happiest." The last one is sitting there trying to think of what to do and finally says "you know, Barry really was a great lover. he was the best lover ever. i think i'm going to make a big pot of chili tonight, put his ashes in it, and let him tear my a$$ up one last time."
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chili
Dec 14, 2015 13:03:54 GMT -6
Post by xdipster on Dec 14, 2015 13:03:54 GMT -6
BOOM winner
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chili
Dec 15, 2015 8:21:13 GMT -6
Post by Hands11 on Dec 15, 2015 8:21:13 GMT -6
HOLY SHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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chili
Dec 15, 2015 8:27:16 GMT -6
Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2015 8:27:16 GMT -6
There were these 3 ghey couples. All guys. Early in the year one of their husbands died. Had him cremated. Later that year another one's husband died. Had him cremated as well. Towards the end of the year, the last one's husband died and was cremated. The 3 that were left were sitting around one day trying to help the last one figure out what to do with his husband's ashes. Hands11, who's died early in the year said "you know, Bullrush loved his boat. He loved going out on the water going fishing, skiing, swimming etc. After he died i took him out on the boat one last time and spread his ashes in the lake where he was happiest." Dipster, the second one says "yeah, Hitch really loved his airplane. He loved everything about flying. After he died, I took him up in the plane and spread his ashes among the clouds where he was happiest." The last one, Lebowski is sitting there trying to think of what to do and finally says "you know, Coach15 really was a great lover. he was the best lover ever. i think i'm going to make a big pot of chili tonight, put his ashes in it, and let him tear my a$$ up one last time." Edited.
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chili
Dec 15, 2015 8:28:43 GMT -6
Post by Hands11 on Dec 15, 2015 8:28:43 GMT -6
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chili
Dec 15, 2015 8:56:33 GMT -6
Post by TOBC on Dec 15, 2015 8:56:33 GMT -6
bet you don't eat chili for a while.
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chili
Dec 15, 2015 8:58:24 GMT -6
Post by tonymontana on Dec 15, 2015 8:58:24 GMT -6
bet you don't eat chili for a while. Or he had some last night.
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chili
Dec 15, 2015 12:12:51 GMT -6
Post by TOBC on Dec 15, 2015 12:12:51 GMT -6
wouldn't doubt it.
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chili
Dec 17, 2015 12:07:03 GMT -6
Post by Hitch on Dec 17, 2015 12:07:03 GMT -6
Chikin abusing his admin powers again..........
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chili
Dec 17, 2015 14:20:49 GMT -6
Post by tonymontana on Dec 17, 2015 14:20:49 GMT -6
Chikin abusing his admin powers again..........
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