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Post by Hitch on Feb 8, 2018 9:57:43 GMT -6
Post em if you got em.......
Chuck Norris's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2. No one fools Chuck Norris.
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Post by Hoss on Feb 8, 2018 10:03:42 GMT -6
The reason the world turns, Chuck Norris walks.
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Post by TOBC on Feb 8, 2018 10:34:07 GMT -6
people thank Chuck for punching them in the face.
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Post by BrennanHuff on Feb 8, 2018 10:41:16 GMT -6
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
When Chuck Norris swims in the ocean, the sharks are in a steel cage.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants today are known as giraffes.
Chuck Norris wears sunglasses so that his eyes won't hurt the sun
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret
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Post by TOBC on Feb 8, 2018 10:46:57 GMT -6
when chuck slices onions, the onions cry.
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Post by TOBC on Feb 8, 2018 10:48:58 GMT -6
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Post by Hitch on Feb 8, 2018 10:52:51 GMT -6
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Post by Hitch on Feb 8, 2018 10:53:59 GMT -6
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Post by Hitch on Feb 8, 2018 11:05:24 GMT -6
These always make me laugh. Good medicine.
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Post by Hitch on Feb 8, 2018 11:07:03 GMT -6
IDWOC, nn. Enjoy.
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Post by Hitch on Feb 8, 2018 11:09:06 GMT -6
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Post by email on Feb 8, 2018 11:11:51 GMT -6
Chuck Norris visited The Virgin Islands ,
Now they are known as The Islands
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Post by Hitch on Feb 8, 2018 11:31:22 GMT -6
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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Post by tcb on Feb 8, 2018 11:37:59 GMT -6
Crop Circles are formed by Chuck Norris...he believes that sometimes crops need to lay the f*ck down!
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Post by Hitch on Feb 8, 2018 11:56:54 GMT -6
Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
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Post by Hitch on Feb 9, 2018 10:47:45 GMT -6
Good stuff, Stud.
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Post by Hitch on Feb 9, 2018 12:12:40 GMT -6
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Post by Hitch on Feb 9, 2018 12:17:11 GMT -6
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother’s womb.
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