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Post by acsl8ter on Feb 19, 2018 20:04:04 GMT -6
Always love these threads. I don’t have a good one right now but I’m sure some of you caulksuckers do.
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Post by newcoach on Feb 20, 2018 9:11:19 GMT -6
apparently not....sad, this profession used to be ripe with great stories. I have one: Coach A is coaching a jr. high basketball game. Not going well. Down 32-1 he decides to call a timeout to draw up a 31 point play. Other team has pressed the entire game and being frustrated lets out "The other coach is being a d!ck" Well little johnny asks "whats that" Without hesitation Coach A says "a d!ck, you know what a d!ck is!?!" Other coaches behind him begin to lose their cool and laugh hard. The game continued, the 31 point play turned into a 1 point play and it ended with childred crying everywhere.
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Post by acsl8ter on Feb 20, 2018 9:30:29 GMT -6
apparently not....sad, this profession used to be ripe with great stories. I have one: Coach A is coaching a jr. high basketball game. Not going well. Down 32-1 he decides to call a timeout to draw up a 31 point play. Other team has pressed the entire game and being frustrated lets out "The other coach is being a d!ck" Well little johnny asks "whats that" Without hesitation Coach A says "a d!ck, you know what a d!ck is!?!" Other coaches behind him begin to lose their cool and laugh hard. The game continued, the 31 point play turned into a 1 point play and it ended with childred crying everywhere. awesome
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Post by moxWASmybackup on Feb 20, 2018 9:34:43 GMT -6
Que?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2018 9:55:13 GMT -6
Quelle?
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Post by dieselfitter on Feb 20, 2018 9:55:40 GMT -6
You all remember that time I was ballz deep in AC's mom on the coaches office table? Now THAT'S a GREAT STORY!!!
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Post by moxWASmybackup on Feb 20, 2018 9:57:59 GMT -6
You all remember that time I was ballz deep in AC's mom on the coaches office table? Now THAT'S a GREAT STORY!!! Conflicted here... Not a fan of AC's normal shtick... But this is a poor attempt at a Banging someones mom joke... Final ruling.. -1
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Post by newcoach on Feb 20, 2018 10:02:01 GMT -6
See, this is why you blew your knee out. You need jesus.
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Post by moxWASmybackup on Feb 20, 2018 10:18:48 GMT -6
See, this is why you blew your knee out. You need jesus.
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Post by acsl8ter on Feb 20, 2018 10:21:50 GMT -6
You all remember that time I was ballz deep in AC's mom on the coaches office table? Now THAT'S a GREAT STORY!!! Conflicted here... HUGE fan of AC's normal shtick... But this is a poor attempt at a Banging someones mom joke and Im still bu++ hurt after AC laid the wood to my mom (he made me watch too) Final ruling.. +100 AC awe memories.....
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Post by moxWASmybackup on Feb 20, 2018 10:24:51 GMT -6
Conflicted here... Not a fan of AC's normal shtick... But this is a poor attempt at a Banging someones mom joke... Final ruling.. -1 awe memories..... Loved watching from the closet when Diesel banged my mom -1 was actually for what Diesel said but seeing as how much you liked it... +17 for Diesel.
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Post by texasleaguer on Feb 20, 2018 12:29:41 GMT -6
stud banged mrs stud in the dugout once....the coaches office at another school and the press box at the final school he taught and coached at....always wanted to do it on the 50 yd line but never did.... I freaking knew it. I was pretty sure I recognized your wife's goodies on the video but that ski mask you were wearing threw me for a loop.
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Post by ThedamGOAT on Feb 20, 2018 12:33:24 GMT -6
I sat in the office where we had to have the meeting to try and figure out which LB had the kicker knocked up. Vinney lost that contest.
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Post by texasleaguer on Feb 20, 2018 12:38:20 GMT -6
I freaking knew it. I was pretty sure I recognized your wife's goodies on the video but that ski mask you were wearing threw me for a loop. stud never wore a ski mask.....the basketball coach was the only coach there that owned ski equipment.... Oh gross. She got the gingervitis.
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Post by newcoach on Feb 20, 2018 13:28:51 GMT -6
stud was sitting in the office one time when tyrone willingham walked in on a recruiting trip....he sat down and waited for the ad/head coach to come down to the office....meanwhile the basketball coach walks in (funny guy, kind of luck mox, but actually funny)....anyway, when he walks in and see's tyrone sitting there he says "well looky here, a living legend right here in our very own coaches office"....tryone says "I wouldn't call myself a legend"....basketball coach says "I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about me"....bwahahahahahaha.... I dont believe you because you speak in third person.......
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Post by newcoach on Feb 20, 2018 13:53:00 GMT -6
I dont believe you because you speak in third person....... thats no reason to not believe stud....stud is a salesman, and only speaks in truths....so, turn your tune around... how does one turn his tune around sir?
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Post by moxWASmybackup on Feb 20, 2018 13:54:56 GMT -6
Might want to sit this one out Rook.
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Post by moxWASmybackup on Feb 20, 2018 13:59:41 GMT -6
stud was sitting in the office one time when tyrone willingham walked in on a recruiting trip....he sat down and waited for the ad/head coach to come down to the office....meanwhile the basketball coach walks in (funny guy, kind of luck mox, but actually funny)....anyway, when he walks in and see's tyrone sitting there he says "well looky here, a living legend right here in our very own coaches office"....tryone says "I wouldn't call myself a legend"....basketball coach says "I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about me"....bwahahahahahaha.... Stud***
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Post by moxWASmybackup on Feb 20, 2018 14:07:16 GMT -6
how does one turn his tune around sir? its a bit of a running joke here....you'll understand soon enough...stud has a lot of neat tricks he'll show you if you hang around long enough.... Stud can't wait to show you!
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Post by dieselfitter on Feb 20, 2018 14:12:35 GMT -6
its a bit of a running joke here....you'll understand soon enough...stud has a lot of neat tricks he'll show you if you hang around long enough.... Stud can't wait to show you! Eenie...meenie...minie...moe
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