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Post by moxWASmybackup on Feb 20, 2018 14:15:35 GMT -6
Stud can't wait to show you! lol..... No +?
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Post by Lebowski on Feb 20, 2018 14:18:13 GMT -6
About 12 years ago I was coaching at a 6A school in Oklahoma and our HC got a call from our AD about having a guy help us out. He was a local minister. Anyways he let him come out to two a days. He was an odd fellow. He worked in the pest control business as well. Well, we just lost a close game week 2 and we were sitting in the office on Saturday morning waiting for the trade tape to come in, And this guy says in front of everyone to the HC, Coach you should fire these two guys, meaning the offensive and defensive coordinator. Let me call your plays and we will raise a gold ball. Let's just say it got physical real quick in that coaches office. Ol pest control didn't have a prayer. Later on we found out the guy had been in jail 15 years prior for domestic violence.
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Post by fbs on Feb 20, 2018 14:24:49 GMT -6
About 12 years ago I was coaching at a 6A school in Oklahoma and our HC got a call from our AD about having a guy help us out. He was a local minister. Anyways he let him come out to two a days. He was an odd fellow. He worked in the pest control business as well. Well, we just lost a close game week 2 and we were sitting in the office on Saturday morning waiting for the trade tape to come in, And this guy says in front of everyone to the HC, Coach you should fire these two guys, meaning the offensive and defensive coordinator. Let me call your plays and we will raise a gold ball. Let's just say it got physical real quick in that coaches office. Ol pest control didn't have a prayer. Later on we found out the guy had been in jail 15 years prior for domestic violence. that's a good one... so did coach let you call plays or not?
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Post by Lebowski on Feb 20, 2018 14:25:42 GMT -6
About 12 years ago I was coaching at a 6A school in Oklahoma and our HC got a call from our AD about having a guy help us out. He was a local minister. Anyways he let him come out to two a days. He was an odd fellow. He worked in the pest control business as well. Well, we just lost a close game week 2 and we were sitting in the office on Saturday morning waiting for the trade tape to come in, And this guy says in front of everyone to the HC, Coach you should fire these two guys, meaning the offensive and defensive coordinator. Let me call your plays and we will raise a gold ball. Let's just say it got physical real quick in that coaches office. Ol pest control didn't have a prayer. Later on we found out the guy had been in jail 15 years prior for domestic violence. that's a good one... so did coach let you call plays or not? HAHAHA. I was a young greehorn slappy. I was happy to show up and work
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Post by Hitch on Feb 20, 2018 14:29:11 GMT -6
Was that your 'graduate assistant' days??...
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Post by fbs on Feb 20, 2018 14:29:54 GMT -6
he was the coaches version of uncle rico.
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Post by moxWASmybackup on Feb 20, 2018 14:33:16 GMT -6
when stud was at cleburne they had a bad habit of hiring alumns.....which was funny because they were always shlt rotten at football....anyway, they hire this guy that just graduated from angelo state, real big tool shed, worse than hitch....we had 2 junior highs and it was the first week of scrimmages....the hc broke the jh staffs up into like 4 groups and sent them to scout...stud and another hs coach were put in charge of showing these guys the ropes about what we were looking for on a scouting report.... we go to the game and this angelo state guy is rattling off all kinds of goofy shlt about what formation the offense is in, what kind of coverage the secondary is running, etc....none of it made any sense....finally at one point he says "oh, that's just a 4-1-6 defense, right stud?".....stud says actually angelo, we call that the arkansas stack monster... so we're in scouting report the next day with the entire staff....stud has already told most of the hs coaches about this....the hc asks for their scouting report and angelo says "well coach, they run the arkansas stack monster defense"....bwahahahahhaahahahaha, stud loses it.....hc says "explain that to me..."....hahahaha, angelo didn't say another word... Very nice. +6 Wait for Hitch to respond...
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Post by Lebowski on Feb 20, 2018 14:42:14 GMT -6
Another one, I was at the same school and our OL guy was a single guy. He was always neat and clean. Well, one of the other coaches the DL Coach told me that he was ghey. Okay, no problem. Never worked with a ghey guy before but okay. So for like 2 weeks, the DL coach has me convinced that the OL coach is ghey. So we had to go watch the JH games. So the OL Coach, DL Coach and myself went to watch a JH game I knew that Stoney LaRue was coming to town and My Ex-Wife and I were going and I said to the OL Coach " Hey Coach, Ashley and I are going to see Stoney LaRue this weekend. Why dont you come and hang out with us and bring your boyfriend" Oh man he got pissed and he said WTF are you talking about and I told him that the DL coach said you were ghey. He was pissed at the DL coach. We all had a chuckle.
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Post by fbs on Feb 20, 2018 14:44:25 GMT -6
several years ago, working at a large 6A in ft worth (haltom), we are preparing to play our big rival (richland), who haltom hadn't beaten since the early 80's. I'm the Oline coach, the OC is a good guy and good coach, but HC insists on calling plays. Myself and OC convince him that running a version of power ISO can be good for us vs a 33, because it covers up all 3 backers. We run it twice in practice, HC throws a fit because it doesn't look perfect and cans it. Fast forward to halftime of the game... we are down 21-0 in a season dragged down at every turn by this cartoon of an hc. He tells us he has a new play he wants us to install at halftime (huh?), and proceeds to draw up the same power iso play we trashed, claims he just came up with it and he wished he'd have thought of it sooner. I tell him "that's power iso, we trashed it tuesday." he says that's not true, he's never seen this play before and keeps talking. OC chimes in and says, "yeah man, thats the same thing we killed earlier in the week, now we haven't repped it at all." HC is holding a gatorade. He spikes the gatorade cup and wheels around to throw his marker at the board. When he does he slips on his own gatorade and busts his a$$. Myself, the OC and the other OL coach lose our $h1t and I walk outside to laugh it off. kids saw the whole thing down the hallway, they start laughing at him. He flips out the entire halftime and we lose 42-0. We didn't come back the next year.
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Post by Hitch on Feb 20, 2018 14:46:26 GMT -6
Was that your 'graduate assistant' days??... did you lose studs number? why'd you quit texting? I haven't been texting you, Stud.
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Post by acsl8ter on Feb 21, 2018 10:25:05 GMT -6
several years ago, working at a large 6A in ft worth (haltom), we are preparing to play our big rival (richland), who haltom hadn't beaten since the early 80's. I'm the Oline coach, the OC is a good guy and good coach, but HC insists on calling plays. Myself and OC convince him that running a version of power ISO can be good for us vs a 33, because it covers up all 3 backers. We run it twice in practice, HC throws a fit because it doesn't look perfect and cans it. Fast forward to halftime of the game... we are down 21-0 in a season dragged down at every turn by this cartoon of an hc. He tells us he has a new play he wants us to install at halftime (huh?), and proceeds to draw up the same power iso play we trashed, claims he just came up with it and he wished he'd have thought of it sooner. I tell him "that's power iso, we trashed it tuesday." he says that's not true, he's never seen this play before and keeps talking. OC chimes in and says, "yeah man, thats the same thing we killed earlier in the week, now we haven't repped it at all." HC is holding a gatorade. He spikes the gatorade cup and wheels around to throw his marker at the board. When he does he slips on his own gatorade and busts his a$$. Myself, the OC and the other OL coach lose our $h1t and I walk outside to laugh it off. kids saw the whole thing down the hallway, they start laughing at him. He flips out the entire halftime and we lose 42-0. We didn't come back the next year. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is hilarious. What years were you at Haltom?
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Post by fbs on Feb 21, 2018 10:30:10 GMT -6
'07-'09
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Post by acsl8ter on Feb 21, 2018 10:32:22 GMT -6
Cool. You worked with my brother then....
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Post by fbs on Feb 21, 2018 10:33:25 GMT -6
which is?
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Post by Hoss on Feb 21, 2018 10:38:27 GMT -6
The sh!tty HC?
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Post by acsl8ter on Feb 21, 2018 10:39:17 GMT -6
Lol....no. I said with....not for...
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Post by Hoss on Feb 21, 2018 10:47:17 GMT -6
Lol....no. I said with....not for... touche'
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Post by fbs on Feb 21, 2018 11:11:54 GMT -6
ok who's your brother?
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Post by acsl8ter on Feb 21, 2018 13:10:10 GMT -6
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Post by fbs on Feb 21, 2018 13:12:38 GMT -6
just give me initials.
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