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Post by dieselfitter on Mar 8, 2018 14:20:25 GMT -6
I enjoy some of my classes, some of them I want to just open the doors and tell them to play in traffic. Mine would end up dodging the cars...
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Post by Hitch on Mar 8, 2018 14:22:09 GMT -6
Call me crazy. I teach Physics. I gotta make the stuff fun. It's hard enough to spell Physics, much less make it easy for the chillins.... I barely passed fisucks in high skool...and I had a 4.0 in maf...just never made since to me. That's why I teaches Psychology and Sociology now...and Teach is a very very loose term...in face should use the air bunnies when I say "teach" If you had a 4.0 in maf you should have rocked fisucks. Your teacher must have sucked. I had a horrible fiziks teacher in HS.
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Post by Hoss on Mar 8, 2018 14:22:32 GMT -6
Turn it into a Physics lesson then. If Jimmy weighs 200 pounds and a 2007 lezbaru hits him at 35 mph, how much energy is tranfered if Jimmy flies 29 feet from the point of impact?
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Post by Hitch on Mar 8, 2018 14:24:52 GMT -6
pure GENIUS!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^^
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Post by Hitch on Mar 8, 2018 14:25:55 GMT -6
Turn it into a Physics lesson then. If Jimmy weighs 200 pounds and a 2007 lezbaru hits him at 35 mph, how much energy is tranfered if Jimmy flies 29 feet from the point of impact? have them convert pounds to kg, have them lookup the typical weight of a 2007 lezbaru, convert it to kg, convert 35 mph to m/s.
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Post by Hitch on Mar 8, 2018 14:26:44 GMT -6
KE=1/2mv2
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Post by Hoss on Mar 8, 2018 14:26:46 GMT -6
^^^There you go...way to be multi cultural, DIFFERENTIATION.
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Post by Hoss on Mar 8, 2018 14:27:45 GMT -6
Hitch, what is the scientific "sign" for a Lezburu Outback?
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Post by Hitch on Mar 8, 2018 14:29:49 GMT -6
I think it's the ghey pride flag.....
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Post by dieselfitter on Mar 8, 2018 14:30:38 GMT -6
Here's the kind of teaching we would have needed back in Seiling/not Ceiling...
"How fast will you have to be traveling in your pickup truck if you have a 275 lb hottie passed out drunk in the bed to roll her out of the truck and into the doorway of your apartment given the coeficient that she doesn't have grease on her hips?" Make sure and show all work...drawings help.
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Post by Hitch on Mar 8, 2018 14:31:54 GMT -6
You could take that same scenario and turn it into a conservation of momentum question..... If Jimmy weighs 200 pounds and a 2007 lezbaru hits him at 35 mph, how fast was Jimmy going after impact if he was initially at rest? The Lezbura slowed to 15 mph after the impact....
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Post by Hitch on Mar 8, 2018 14:34:04 GMT -6
So many 'real life' applications with this. You could calculate how far Jimmy would fly through the air by using launch at an angle equations. Jimmy would need to be at rest for this to be easier. Use 45 degrees as the launch angle to get maximum distance....
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Post by Hoss on Mar 8, 2018 14:35:21 GMT -6
HAHAHA
I had a sticker on my truck in high school that said, "No fat chicks, tires will rub."
I made a girl from a neighboring town cry when we were at the beach one day. My buddy was trying to get him some thick leg and I told him I couldn't give both of them a ride back to the condo I would not be held liable, "h3ll disclaimers are posted on the back window!"
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Post by Hitch on Mar 8, 2018 14:42:04 GMT -6
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Post by fbs on Mar 8, 2018 14:50:17 GMT -6
yes. the chemical formula for cholula hot sauce.
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Post by Hoss on Mar 8, 2018 14:53:14 GMT -6
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Post by fbs on Mar 8, 2018 14:54:06 GMT -6
are you sad at the end because you don't have any more hot sauce?
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Post by Hoss on Mar 8, 2018 14:56:37 GMT -6
yes
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Post by fbs on Mar 8, 2018 14:57:28 GMT -6
which one represents montezuma's revenge?
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Post by Hoss on Mar 8, 2018 14:58:09 GMT -6
first your sad because your butthole is bleeding, then your sad because you are out of sauce.
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