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Flowers
Apr 6, 2018 12:29:43 GMT -6
Post by Hoss on Apr 6, 2018 12:29:43 GMT -6
So our security guard comes by to tell us a story today. Someone saw a couple of kids headed back to the uncleared land behind the school. (We have a few acres behind the school that is undeveloped and used for hiking/running trails) So deputy dog takes his mule back there to investigate and comes upon two love birds back under a tree. Ole Romeo went and got Suzy Q some flowers, my guess so he could have her flower. Anyway, they must have been prepping and trying to make things right, because deputy dog rolled up while she was shaving Romeo's bush. Said he took them into the office and made Suzy Q hold the pube covered razor and flowers while she rode in the back of the Mule and took her to the office. Said he made Romeo pull up his pants and walk to the office with his chones full of shaving cream.
I asked him what type of flowers they were and deputy dog said, "I don't know, it was a mix. They were purdy."
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Flowers
Apr 6, 2018 12:42:57 GMT -6
Post by Hitch on Apr 6, 2018 12:42:57 GMT -6
Bwahahahahahahahaha!!
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Flowers
Apr 6, 2018 12:43:16 GMT -6
Post by Hitch on Apr 6, 2018 12:43:16 GMT -6
69% true
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Flowers
Apr 6, 2018 13:10:59 GMT -6
Post by Hoss on Apr 6, 2018 13:10:59 GMT -6
100% true...I got the story confirmed with SRO.
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Post by Hoss on Apr 6, 2018 13:12:26 GMT -6
*Names were changed to protect the identities of the innocent.
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Flowers
Apr 6, 2018 20:42:19 GMT -6
via mobile
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Post by mrwig on Apr 6, 2018 20:42:19 GMT -6
That’s nothing....
Sooooooooo......
I get a call from another sped teacher about one of my caseload kids...he had been charged with masterminding a sex trafficking ring in pe class...he was charging $10 for a BJ and $25 for doggy style...his spot of business was right under a security camera while others videoed and prepped themselves for their turn...when asked by a female principal wtf he was doing he said “say, with that arse you got I could get $45 to fk and your mouth would get $50!”..,
I put this story on everything I got!!!
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Flowers
Apr 6, 2018 20:44:08 GMT -6
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Post by mrwig on Apr 6, 2018 20:44:08 GMT -6
He is 14!!!!
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Flowers
Apr 6, 2018 20:44:33 GMT -6
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Post by mrwig on Apr 6, 2018 20:44:33 GMT -6
Player moves!!!!
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Post by acsl8ter on Apr 9, 2018 7:11:51 GMT -6
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Post by moxWASmybackup on Apr 9, 2018 7:57:37 GMT -6
So our security guard comes by to tell us a story today. Someone saw a couple of kids headed back to the uncleared land behind the school. (We have a few acres behind the school that is undeveloped and used for hiking/running trails) So deputy dog takes his mule back there to investigate and comes upon two love birds back under a tree. Ole Romeo went and got Suzy Q some flowers, my guess so he could have her flower. Anyway, they must have been prepping and trying to make things right, because deputy dog rolled up while she was shaving Romeo's bush. Said he took them into the office and made Suzy Q hold the pube covered razor and flowers while she rode in the back of the Mule and took her to the office. Said he made Romeo pull up his pants and walk to the office with his chones full of shaving cream. I asked him what type of flowers they were and deputy dog said, "I don't know, it was a mix. They were purdy." Real news. I can, now, confirm.
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Post by fbs on Apr 9, 2018 7:58:33 GMT -6
dang wig coming in hot with the one upper...
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