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Post by captainpablo on Aug 20, 2018 11:58:35 GMT -6
In our first scrimmage, just had one that not only screamed "Watch the reverse!" at least four times, but he also tried hanging around the opposing team's huddle to see if the play was a run or pass. And yes, he tried to let our defense know.
Anybody else have any good stories yet?
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Post by xdipster on Aug 20, 2018 12:12:38 GMT -6
Had a kid that just yelled "grab him". Even when on defense.
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Post by acsl8ter on Aug 21, 2018 7:05:02 GMT -6
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Post by Burnet44 on Aug 21, 2018 8:14:08 GMT -6
Every year send the rook for the punt tee Works every year RWBHIN
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Post by acsl8ter on Aug 21, 2018 9:15:52 GMT -6
Every year send the rook for the punt tee Works every year RWBHIN YES!!! Or the left handed bat
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Post by tonymontana on Aug 21, 2018 9:19:40 GMT -6
Every year send the rook for the punt tee Works every year RWBHIN YES!!! Or the left handed bat Or the smart Texan.
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Post by captainpablo on Aug 21, 2018 9:32:55 GMT -6
Saw another first year kid nearly have a heart attack coaching his first seventh grade "B" team game. He literally had to be rushed to the hospital. Three months later, the same kid got ejected while coaching his first seventh grade "B" team basketball game. That spring, the same kid jumped on top of a urinal in the JH fieldhouse, tearing it off the wall. Also, upon returning from a JH track meet one Friday night around 10:00, he forgot his fieldhouse keys, so instead of simply calling up the AD (who lived about three minutes away), he ordered a group of four kids to bust down the door, which they were more than happy to do.
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Post by Hitch on Aug 21, 2018 10:08:28 GMT -6
Some kind of special right there.
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Post by Hitch on Aug 21, 2018 10:52:38 GMT -6
male english hen.....bwahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Post by acsl8ter on Aug 21, 2018 13:09:57 GMT -6
another time in cleburne....we had some squirrely male english hen...stud never spoke to the guy.... then one day on tax testing day stud strolled through the office and there he was sitting outside the principals office....stud joked "you getting licks"....and kept on going, but the hen didn't respond....stud found out later that he had lost his text administrators manual, so he just winged the speech to the kids..... What a moron.....all you gotta do is ask for another one
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Post by newcoach on Aug 21, 2018 20:22:38 GMT -6
we have a few.....I know I will have a few soon on one. The other seems to be hating life too much to do something stupid.
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Post by TOBC on Aug 23, 2018 11:47:26 GMT -6
got the new game polos. rookie coach goes to rip the tag off and rips a giant hole in the sleeve.
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Post by Hitch on Aug 23, 2018 12:13:18 GMT -6
That's funny stuff right there.
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Post by newcoach on Aug 23, 2018 12:30:26 GMT -6
Watching these first year guys coach makes me want to punch babies. Watching them teach makes me fearful for all mankind. Watching them do both then almost die of exhaustion during film session makes me laugh.
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Post by fbs on Aug 23, 2018 12:37:14 GMT -6
years ago, a buddy of mine told me a great one... they had a rookie come through there that talked like he invented the game (like many of them do), which my buddy knew was bs. they get to game 1 and the opponents defense starts stemming before the snap, using a ton of presnap movement. rookie then begins to scream at the official like he's herman boone about how the DEFENSE IS MOVING, THEY CAN'T EFFING DO THAT!!!! They had to pull him away from the official and have a fun talk with the idiot.
I had a student coach a few years ago show up and tell me that he's here to help me if I need it, I said thanks... he goes on to say that he's got a 300 page playbook ready to go, and I can use it if I want... I told him that he should take 240 of them and burn them, he looked at me like I'd peed in his cereal. So he gets all butt hurt sulks off. later he comes back to me and asks if I had any advice for him as an OC... I said "just shut your little lips and listen". again, not what he wanted to hear. I told him to go to defense because I didn't want him around me. A week later after we lose a game 40 something to 40 something he tells the DC, who was an old crotchety dude, that his mike backer missed a tackle. DC goes ape sht on him, dude starts crying... I walk out to my truck and find him sitting on the side of the building sobbing. then he popped a b0n3r in the girls aerobics class he was student teaching in. he gone.
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Post by xdipster on Aug 23, 2018 12:46:33 GMT -6
Painting the field last night. 2 rookies put the line over a sprinkler instead of the field kit, so we had it right on one side at 35, but the line ran to the 37. Was bad I'm telling you. Should have seen those 2 keep pointing fingers.
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Post by captainpablo on Aug 23, 2018 13:06:44 GMT -6
Painting the field last night. 2 rookies put the line over a sprinkler instead of the field kit, so we had it right on one side at 35, but the line ran to the 37. Was bad I'm telling you. Should have seen those 2 keep pointing fingers. Good stuff there. I've even seen veterans paint the "G" inside the endzone, backward and upside down numbers, hashes 80 feet wide, etc.
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Post by captainpablo on Aug 23, 2018 13:10:06 GMT -6
Sadly, the majority of the young kids will never know what it was like to paint the field.
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Post by Hitch on Aug 23, 2018 13:12:45 GMT -6
I've been lucky. I've always been at large enough schools that had maintenance do all the field work.
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Post by fbs on Aug 24, 2018 6:25:54 GMT -6
yeah no kidding hitch... I ain't about that life.
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