Post by darthappy on Jan 28, 2019 9:39:19 GMT -6
My first of the year.....
A guy gets a phone call from a friend asking to go out. He tells him he can't because he was out late the night before and his wife is plenty upset. His buddy says can we go for just 1? The guy asks his wife ans she agrees to 1 but warns him it better not be late and just 1 drink.Around midnight the guy comes out of the bathroom with puke on his shirt. "Wha' my gonna do now? I'm a dead man. My wifez gonna kill me."
"Relax," his buddy says, "give me a twenty-dollar bill." His buddy folds up the bill and puts it in the guy's shirt pocket. "Tell your wife some drunk puked on you and gave you twenty bucks to have your shirt cleaned."
"Thass freakin genius. Let's have somemore!"
When the drunk gets home his wife answers the door. "Where have you been? What happened to your shirt?"
He tries to put on a sober voice and says, "Relaaax honey, some drunk guy puked on me and gave me twenty bucks to have my shirt cleaned."
The drunk's wife reaches in his pocket, grabs the money, and says, "There's $40 in here!"
"Oh yeah, he sh*t my pants, too."
A guy gets a phone call from a friend asking to go out. He tells him he can't because he was out late the night before and his wife is plenty upset. His buddy says can we go for just 1? The guy asks his wife ans she agrees to 1 but warns him it better not be late and just 1 drink.Around midnight the guy comes out of the bathroom with puke on his shirt. "Wha' my gonna do now? I'm a dead man. My wifez gonna kill me."
"Relax," his buddy says, "give me a twenty-dollar bill." His buddy folds up the bill and puts it in the guy's shirt pocket. "Tell your wife some drunk puked on you and gave you twenty bucks to have your shirt cleaned."
"Thass freakin genius. Let's have somemore!"
When the drunk gets home his wife answers the door. "Where have you been? What happened to your shirt?"
He tries to put on a sober voice and says, "Relaaax honey, some drunk guy puked on me and gave me twenty bucks to have my shirt cleaned."
The drunk's wife reaches in his pocket, grabs the money, and says, "There's $40 in here!"
"Oh yeah, he sh*t my pants, too."
