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Post by Hands11 on Feb 15, 2019 9:47:14 GMT -6
This is a 100% true story that happened to me yesterday.
It was lunch time so I drive down the street to a local Arby's to grab a sandwich. I walk up to the counter and order, and the guy in line behind me does the same thing. As we are both standing there in front of the counter waiting for our food to come up, this guy walks into the restaurant with a full large order of curly fries. He yells at this little lady at the register and says, "I NEED TO SEE THE MANAGER RIGHT NOW!!!" So, she goes back and gets him. The manager says what can I do for you sir? The guy yells, "I NEED ANOTHER ORDER OF THESE DAM CURLY FRIES!!" The manager says, well what is wrong with those fries? So, the guy dumps the fries out all over the counter. When he did it looked like he got the bottom of the barrel of fries in that order (lots of crumbs). So, the manager is just sitting there kind of in shock, and the guy says, "WHAT I WANT IS A DAM ORDER OF FRIES THAT AT LEAST HAS A COUPLE FRIES IN IT THAT ARE LONGER THAN YOUR D!CK!!!!"
Myself and this other guy standing there couldn't believe what we had just heard!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Post by Hoss on Feb 15, 2019 9:53:04 GMT -6
That is awesome.
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Post by xdipster on Feb 15, 2019 9:53:20 GMT -6
woulda been funny if they were the curly fries. Not only would he be insinuating the manager had a small weanus, but a pig shaped one as well. Arby's curly fries in cheddar sauce are so good.
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Post by Hoss on Feb 15, 2019 9:54:17 GMT -6
he did say they were curly fries, you can't read so good.
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Post by Hands11 on Feb 15, 2019 9:55:01 GMT -6
What would've been classic is if the manager would've came back and said something like, well, your wife didn't think didn't mind it last night!!
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Post by Hitch on Feb 15, 2019 9:55:33 GMT -6
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Post by Hands11 on Feb 15, 2019 9:55:48 GMT -6
he did say they were curly fries, you can't read so good.
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Post by xdipster on Feb 15, 2019 9:56:18 GMT -6
he did say they were curly fries, you can't read so good. pig dik
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Post by Hoss on Feb 15, 2019 9:56:20 GMT -6
d@mn red x...district blocked giphy
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Post by xdipster on Feb 15, 2019 9:57:00 GMT -6
What would've been classic is if the manager would've came back and said something like, well, your wife didn't think didn't mind it last night!! or start crying uncontrollably until the guy left.
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Post by Hands11 on Feb 15, 2019 10:06:35 GMT -6
d@mn red x...district blocked giphy
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Post by acsl8ter on Feb 19, 2019 8:13:29 GMT -6
LOL. I woulda been laughing my azz off
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Post by Hands11 on Feb 19, 2019 9:40:30 GMT -6
When did Elbow become a manager at Arby's? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Lebowski on Feb 19, 2019 9:56:56 GMT -6
About the same time as you get promoted from coaching Freshmen to Varsity.
Never!
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Post by acsl8ter on Feb 19, 2019 9:58:11 GMT -6
Hes BAA-AAACK
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Post by Hands11 on Feb 19, 2019 10:05:39 GMT -6
He ain't lyin!
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Post by Hoss on Feb 19, 2019 10:18:40 GMT -6
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