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Post by Okie on May 16, 2019 10:16:07 GMT -6
What are some wicked smart arse things you can say to kids without getting fired?
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Post by Hoss on May 16, 2019 10:24:26 GMT -6
Had a kid ask if we could postpone a test because "tomorrow is my birthday." I responded, "Unlike your birthday, this test was planned in advance."
Had a kid point out a spelling error on my Daily Report (warm-up) I said, "Everyone makes mistakes, ask your parents about the one they made in 2002."
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Post by Hoss on May 16, 2019 10:28:32 GMT -6
Had a really annoying kid say he was having a bad week because he had to put his dog down. i replied, "Lucky dog."
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Post by Hoss on May 16, 2019 10:30:19 GMT -6
Had a POS kid tell me he was going to be a rapper, but wouldn't rap when I prompted him. He said it's not easy, you try. To which I responded, "Coach is going to spit fire, and watch you change his tire, or maybe pass out some pizza hut flyers."
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Post by Okie on May 16, 2019 10:32:04 GMT -6
Lol. All good stuff
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Post by Hitch on May 16, 2019 10:32:51 GMT -6
What are some wicked smart arse things you can say to kids without getting fired? "Nobody thinks you're dumb as far as you know".... |
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Post by xdipster on May 16, 2019 11:09:59 GMT -6
What are some wicked smart arse things you can say to kids without getting fired? The army drill sergeants were told to cut back on their cussing, so they said the clean part of all the bad things they said, or used abbreviations. Called recruits heads, weeds, cracks, holes, dips, DA's, DS's, etc etc. Mofo was used as well. |
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Post by xdipster on May 16, 2019 11:11:52 GMT -6
I have found in coaching, you can pretty much say anything to a kid as long as you smile while you say it. Calling a kid an F'ing disgrace to his lineage while smiling makes a kid think you might be kidding, so won't tell mom. Just one example.
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Post by bigern809 on May 16, 2019 11:25:39 GMT -6
My old vball coach called the kids "dough heads". When a kid asked what that meant, she said "Dough is malleable like sh!t".
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Post by Hoss on May 16, 2019 12:41:03 GMT -6
When a kid asks if they will ever use what you are teaching in the future, you should respond with, "You won't but one of the smart kids might."
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