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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2016 10:53:58 GMT -6
tobc. I wasn't always a saint. Hitch will concur that I ventured outside the box. You could always use the vaseline trick on the windshields... Especially on the buses....
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Post by TOBC on Jan 28, 2016 10:55:01 GMT -6
i'm writing this stuff down. esplain vaseline trick...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2016 10:57:43 GMT -6
Very hard to get off of the windshield. You try to use the windshield wipers and it just smears it around. Then there is under the door handles as well. Now if you are TRULY P O'ed you could just loosen every lugnut to the point where it doesn't take much to fall off. Tires and wheels will travel further than the vehicle.
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Post by TOBC on Jan 28, 2016 11:00:12 GMT -6
this is good stuff. have seen the lug nut trick done. dude tried to drive off and the tire came off and went into the wheel well. had to jack up the car so they could get the tire out!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2016 11:02:22 GMT -6
Or the banana up the tail pipe. Tried and true. The rotten fish or dirty diaper in the vehicle under the seat.
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Post by strongdog on Jan 28, 2016 11:12:44 GMT -6
2:00 am: #1. knock on door #2. light sack of crap on fire at door step #3. Run
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Post by TOBC on Jan 28, 2016 11:15:04 GMT -6
Or the banana up the tail pipe. Tried and true. The rotten fish or dirty diaper in the vehicle under the seat. one of the best ones i've seen with regards to the tail pipe was to put about a 1 foot piece of bicycle tire inner tube with about half of it dangling off the end of the pipe. they start their car up it sounds like a constant fart! can also use a condom and tape it to the pipe.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2016 11:17:21 GMT -6
That is a good one. I am going to try the bicycle tube ..
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Post by BrennanHuff on Jan 28, 2016 11:22:42 GMT -6
Drive around and find a dead skunk, extract spray from dead skunk with syringe and inject dead skunk spray into a$$holes vehicle through the rubber seals around windows and windshield.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2016 11:26:55 GMT -6
Meeting was very similar to Lebowski's honeymoon: 4 men in a room, in and out in 5 minutes. Anyway, they tried to give me the business so I very calmly gave a copy of my file to the principal, HR director, and superintendent with a handwritten note saying I had already submitted a copy to the newspaper, local news stations, each member of the school board, and my TCTA representative. Superintendent must've been an NFL corner because I've never seen anybody backpedal so quickly. As I type this maintenance is in the other room getting everything fixed.
Still, done here. Probably going to update the ol' resume and look elsewhere.
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Post by TOBC on Jan 28, 2016 12:01:08 GMT -6
Meeting was very similar to Lebowski's honeymoon: 4 men in a room, in and out in 5 minutes. Anyway, they tried to give me the business so I very calmly gave a copy of my file to the principal, HR director, and superintendent with a handwritten note saying I had already submitted a copy to the newspaper, local news stations, each member of the school board, and my TCTA representative. Superintendent must've been an NFL corner because I've never seen anybody backpedal so quickly. As I type this maintenance is in the other room getting everything fixed. Still, done here. Probably going to update the ol' resume and look elsewhere.
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Post by jmstreeter on Jan 28, 2016 12:39:11 GMT -6
That's awesome!!!!
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Post by Hitch on Jan 28, 2016 12:41:41 GMT -6
Squatch is a master of the retribution act.........
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Post by Hitch on Jan 28, 2016 12:44:13 GMT -6
Meeting was very similar to Lebowski's honeymoon: 4 men in a room, in and out in 5 minutes. Anyway, they tried to give me the business so I very calmly gave a copy of my file to the principal, HR director, and superintendent with a handwritten note saying I had already submitted a copy to the newspaper, local news stations, each member of the school board, and my TCTA representative. Superintendent must've been an NFL corner because I've never seen anybody backpedal so quickly. As I type this maintenance is in the other room getting everything fixed. Still, done here. Probably going to update the ol' resume and look elsewhere. I see you got new writers!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Post by Hitch on Jan 28, 2016 15:14:08 GMT -6
chikin, shouldn't the title of this thread be THIS school district?? Just trying to help.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2016 16:34:04 GMT -6
No, son, it shouldn't be.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2016 9:14:30 GMT -6
outstanding thread. good to see t he good guys win once in a while. sorry you had to go though this, but i'm glad you fought for your kids till then end.
great job coach.
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Post by Hitch on Jan 29, 2016 9:14:56 GMT -6
Thanks, mijo. Good luck with the 11;00 am interview. Send me that tie when you're done.
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Post by Hitch on Jan 29, 2016 9:37:49 GMT -6
outstanding thread. good to see t he good guys win once in a while. sorry you had to go though this, but i'm glad you fought for your kids till then end. great job coach. Too bad he won't tell us who he really is............
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Post by tcb on Jan 29, 2016 11:18:17 GMT -6
Meeting was very similar to Lebowski's honeymoon: 4 men in a room, in and out in 5 minutes. Anyway, they tried to give me the business so I very calmly gave a copy of my file to the principal, HR director, and superintendent with a handwritten note saying I had already submitted a copy to the newspaper, local news stations, each member of the school board, and my TCTA representative. Superintendent must've been an NFL corner because I've never seen anybody backpedal so quickly. As I type this maintenance is in the other room getting everything fixed. Still, done here. Probably going to update the ol' resume and look elsewhere. Can you teach Science? It's not like I live three hours away anymore...only 35 minutes down the road for ya, unless ya'll want to live in one of the 15 school houses we have, then you can just walk to school. And we are Red and Black...what else do you need?
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