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Post by TOBC on Mar 4, 2016 13:32:47 GMT -6
sitting in my class just a little bit ago, and in walks a student who hasn't been here probably 2 and half weeks. as he is walking in, the secretary calls me. here's how the conversation went down:
secretary: "hey, so and so is on his way to your class......"
me: "he just walked in......"
secretary: "oh ok, well.....he's late because he just got back from being taken home by officer williams because he crapped his pants and needed to change. he's also been sitting in here in the office picking his nose and eating his boogers."
me: "thank you for that.........can you send down some febreeze and disinfecting wipes when you get a chance?"
secretary: "they're already on their way"
me: *as soon as class ends, takes febreeze and disinfecting wipes and soaks the chair in febreeze, and wipes down the entire desk and computer this particular student was sitting at*
and i'm contemplating getting a tetanus shot and having a shower during athletics.
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Post by Lebowski on Mar 4, 2016 13:45:14 GMT -6
bwhahahahahaha
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Post by Okie on Mar 4, 2016 13:53:51 GMT -6
how old is this kid??
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Post by TOBC on Mar 4, 2016 14:09:06 GMT -6
sophomore.
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Post by Lebowski on Mar 4, 2016 14:50:57 GMT -6
I had a kid crap himself in the weight room on squat day.
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Post by Hitch on Mar 4, 2016 15:06:45 GMT -6
FOr the LOVE OF ALL THAT"S HOLY!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2016 15:09:09 GMT -6
Wtf
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2016 15:09:51 GMT -6
I crapped myself in the weight room on squat day. Gross.
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Post by TOBC on Mar 4, 2016 20:53:49 GMT -6
one would think that stud. but there is a mushroom farm about 3 miles north of the high school, and when they turn that soil over it smells worse than the kid. today happened to be soil turnover day....
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Post by email on Mar 6, 2016 19:31:28 GMT -6
Blahahaha
Quality air!
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Post by xdipster on Mar 7, 2016 7:48:48 GMT -6
I had a kid crap himself in the weight room on squat day. classic one-upper move
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Post by Lebowski on Mar 7, 2016 8:19:07 GMT -6
I had a kid crap himself in the weight room on squat day. classic one-upper move I had to fill in for hands...
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Post by Burnet44 on Mar 7, 2016 18:35:50 GMT -6
sounds like TYC here or TJJD we had kids do it all the time
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