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Post by skinny51 on Mar 7, 2016 9:52:06 GMT -6
Me: Hey kid, how are you? How are you liking track.
7th grade boy: (in a very depressed tone) oh it's ok...but had a terrible weekend.
(Being a concerned educator I pulled him aside to talk to him hoping nothing bad really happened to him)
Me: Well tell me, why was your weekend so bad?
7th grader (in a even more depressed tone): I found out my turtle is dehydrated, his right eye ball is sunk in, and his nose was bleeding. Then found out he has ammonia this morning.
Me: (in total shock and disbelief of what I just heard): I'm sorry it's kind of loud and not sure I heard you correctly. What exactly happened?
7th grader (responding verbatim to last response): I found out my turtle is dehydrated, his right eye ball is sunk in, and his nose was bleeding. Then found out he has ammonia this morning.
Me: well dang man I'm sorry but I think your turtle has pneumonia not ammonia.
7th grader (getting defensive): coach he has ammonia. You know fluid in his lungs.
Me: ok bro my bad. Hope he gets better.
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Post by Hands11 on Mar 7, 2016 10:17:35 GMT -6
WOW! He's probably quoting his parents!
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Post by TOBC on Mar 7, 2016 11:25:57 GMT -6
i'll tell you one thing speaking of parents...............one look at the apple that the seed comes from tells one all they need to know about why that seed shouldn't reproduce.
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Post by email on Mar 7, 2016 13:07:23 GMT -6
Yep
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Post by Hitch on Mar 7, 2016 15:15:27 GMT -6
ammonia.............LMFAO
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Post by bugtruck on Mar 7, 2016 18:16:02 GMT -6
Darn double ammonia next
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Post by Burnet44 on Mar 7, 2016 18:30:46 GMT -6
NH3
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Post by skinny51 on Mar 8, 2016 9:43:42 GMT -6
Update...the turtle has passed.
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Post by BrennanHuff on Mar 8, 2016 9:47:08 GMT -6
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Post by TOBC on Mar 8, 2016 10:39:37 GMT -6
naw, it was the blue one.
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Post by fbs on Mar 8, 2016 11:37:50 GMT -6
kids are so dumb. I'm glad his turtle is dying.
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