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Post by TOBC on Jan 27, 2017 10:32:50 GMT -6
bad decisions make good stories
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Post by TOBC on Jan 27, 2017 10:33:28 GMT -6
the sense of togetherness when a line of cars will team up to keep some a$$hole from cutting in at the front.
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Post by bigern809 on Jan 27, 2017 10:38:36 GMT -6
Every pot needs a lid.
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Post by xdipster on Jan 27, 2017 10:40:56 GMT -6
Every year on my wife's birthday, I sleep with the oldest woman I've ever been with.
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Post by xdipster on Jan 27, 2017 10:43:32 GMT -6
I wonder if my stomach knows I am eating baked or mashed potatoes.
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Post by xdipster on Jan 27, 2017 10:44:16 GMT -6
If I punch myself in the balls and start crying, am I weak or strong.
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Post by TOBC on Jan 27, 2017 10:44:30 GMT -6
deaf people probably don't understand why farts are funny.
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Post by xdipster on Jan 27, 2017 10:59:14 GMT -6
The witches from Sabrina having a cat called Salem is like a Jewish family with a cat called Auschwitz.
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Post by xdipster on Jan 27, 2017 10:59:53 GMT -6
If Obama was the president of Kenya, he would be their first white president.
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Post by HAZAA on Jan 27, 2017 11:04:30 GMT -6
Do my friends invite me golfing because they enjoy my company or because they want an easy win?
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Post by TOBC on Jan 27, 2017 11:09:36 GMT -6
Do my friends invite me golfing because they enjoy my company or because they want an easy win? in my case, i need a designated driver....
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Post by Hitch on Jan 27, 2017 11:15:57 GMT -6
If Obama was the president of Kenya, he would be their first white president. BOOOOOOOO-HISSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Post by Hitch on Jan 27, 2017 11:16:39 GMT -6
Why do people park on driveways and drive on parkways?
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Post by jmstreeter on Jan 27, 2017 12:03:51 GMT -6
If Obama was the president of Kenya, he would be their first white president. Really?
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Post by TOBC on Jan 27, 2017 12:21:54 GMT -6
yeah......i had to think about that one for a minute....
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Post by Hitch on Jan 27, 2017 12:54:12 GMT -6
Got his lures all shined up..........
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Post by xdipster on Jan 27, 2017 13:18:23 GMT -6
Sometimes I wonder what my dog named me.
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Post by Hitch on Jan 27, 2017 13:46:48 GMT -6
Much better, Dip.
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Post by Hitch on Jan 27, 2017 13:47:19 GMT -6
You ever stop and think about why beer is so dam good?
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Post by xdipster on Jan 27, 2017 13:52:51 GMT -6
You ever stop and think about why beer is so dam good? It just is brotha. It just is. The Obama one was funny, BTW.
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