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Post by mrwig on May 8, 2017 12:04:44 GMT -6
soooooooooooooooooooooooo,
i'm standing on the field where we do LB indo practice....as I'm waiting for the team stretch to begin, i notice hitch yelling at some players to give him his balls back....(hitch always had someone taking his man card from him)....anyway......he finally has all but one ball in his sack when the last ball that was thrown to him was about 12 inches out of his vertical max....you see hitch plays racquetball so he was feeling froggy.....welp, he was wrong........hitch jumps to try and snag the ball that has been thrown 20 inches out of his vertical max....on his way down he rolls his left ankle, steps on his shoelace with the rolled up ankle, trips over the ball bag........and while still trying to reach out for the football.....he forgets to put his hands down to stop himself.......so he face planted right into the painted boundary lines and came up slow with grass and white paint all over his face.......and thats the real story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS 100% TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Hitch on May 8, 2017 12:12:03 GMT -6
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Hitch on May 8, 2017 12:12:22 GMT -6
THat story is 3/8ths true.
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Post by Hitch on May 8, 2017 12:14:19 GMT -6
A ball was thrown to me, we were in the area where LB's do indo, and I was collecting the footballs for the ball sac. It was only 1" above my vertical max, and I fell, very athletically, and popped right up after an athletic roll. Oh, and I do play racquetball.......4/8 true.
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Post by mrwig on May 8, 2017 12:14:26 GMT -6
THat story is 3/8ths true. i know it was a stretch using the word vertical while discribing your jumping ability...
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Post by Hitch on May 8, 2017 12:15:33 GMT -6
True statement.
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Post by mrwig on May 8, 2017 12:19:52 GMT -6
A ball was thrown to me, we were in the area where LB's do indo, and I was collecting the footballs for the ball sac. It was only 1" above my vertical max, and I fell, very athletically, and popped right up after an athletic roll. Oh, and I do play racquetball.......4/8 true. you know you oozzed up
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Post by Okie on May 8, 2017 12:29:13 GMT -6
and after he ooozed up...
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Post by Hitch on May 8, 2017 13:01:50 GMT -6
Now the mouth breather or the ADHD line coach would have 'oozed' up. Not I.
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Post by tonymontana on May 9, 2017 6:36:12 GMT -6
and after he ooozed up... Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Post by Hitch on May 9, 2017 7:48:05 GMT -6
THat was a dam good one. I must've worn that dam t-shirt with the bullseye on the back........
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Post by Burnet44 on May 9, 2017 22:32:22 GMT -6
Target summer job selling keek balls
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